On Sex Manual Returned to New York Public Library 54 Years Past Due Date

@beetnemesis hey man, the m-word grosses me right the eff out. That said, coitus is pretty gross-sounding too. *shudder*

Posted on July 31, 2014 at 3:11 pm 0

On July Horoscopes from Galactic Rabbit

how do you know exactly everything?

Posted on July 8, 2014 at 1:22 am 0

On Having the Best-Selling Cake and Eating the Review, Too: An Interview With Jennifer Weiner

@grayzip except that Jack Reacher-type novels still have a significant female audience. Chick lit is pretty-near-exclusively read by women only.

Posted on June 24, 2014 at 10:30 am 0

On Sia feat. Lena Dunham, "Chandelier"

guysssss, Sia is Australian. Just because she's super blonde doesn't mean she's Swedish!

Posted on June 10, 2014 at 11:42 am 0

On GOOP for Normals: An Attainable Lifestyle Newsletter

I like to silently judge my neighbour's just-as-much-of-a-loafer-as-I-am son for the shitty music he plays from his car radio while I'm outside reading great classics such as The Simpson's Treehouse of Horror or the June issue of InStyle (that Shailene Woodley! She's interesting).

Posted on June 9, 2014 at 5:02 pm 1

On Better Chipotle Cups

@Chareth Cutestory You went there and I am grateful

Posted on May 19, 2014 at 9:30 pm 0

On Katy Perry, "Birthday"

@AmbiSinister yes to this completely, I thought she was doing a Groucho Marx thing.

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 8:17 pm 0

On Hockey Happened

@triplea as a human, I feel really, really bad for the US team. They had the rug pulled out from under them. Such a rough way to lose.

but I'm a Canadian human, so. Sorrynotsorrybutstillalittlesorryeh

Posted on February 20, 2014 at 6:53 pm 1

On Lana Del Rey's "Once Upon A Dream" Cover

@Sinead O'Rebellion I watch all movies featuring her voice. One day I will write a movie of my own boring life and make Lana Del Rey do the soundtrack in order to get people to watch it and probably that would work.

Posted on January 28, 2014 at 3:08 am 0

On 10 Years, Actually: Harry & Karen, David & Natalie, John & Judy

I'm dead. Harry & Karen, omg. I am just completely dead.

Posted on November 8, 2013 at 12:17 pm 0