I'm dead. Harry & Karen, omg. I am just completely dead.
@yeah-elle I did the same thing and yelled and cried!
I'm crying and snorting and there are boogers everywhere. This is the best thing.
Everything I know about how to be a functioning human is because of Alice and I am not sure how I'm going to get to age thirty without fucking up everything important now. Excuse me while I go and cry forever.
I'm just mad for Tove Lo now. As in, endless repeat. As in, I might hate her in a week from overplay, but that's a risk I'm willing to take because right now I get her and she gets me.
why the actual eff did I google "adult baby teeth" just to see what ya'll were talking about. why. why.
anyways, I have lots of actual baby teeth still kicking. (gnawing. gnashing.) like. half of my existing teeth are babies. also I have 18 teeth. I am 24. I have goddamn horrible teeth genes.
@E OH MY GOD THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
@JessicaLovejoy ohgodohgodohgodohgod I googled the lotus boob and remembered, I remembered, it all came back to me oh god I am on all the edges. I will never think of the lotus and not cower.
On Survival Prognoses for Characters on Orange is the New Black If They Were Instead Characters on Game of Thrones
@Rose_H_Tyler That show is all about Taystee & Poussey, I give minimal shits about everyone else and Piper is basically the worst. Although I find it hard to believe Poussey would even survive two days without Taystee.
I think what I like most about this pie is that "flaking" is in the title, and a good pie has a flaky crust, and pie is really delicious and you know, I maybe just ate an enormous breakfast but I could totally go for a slice or two right now.