On Katy Perry, "Birthday"

@AmbiSinister yes to this completely, I thought she was doing a Groucho Marx thing.

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 8:17 pm 0

On Hockey Happened

@triplea as a human, I feel really, really bad for the US team. They had the rug pulled out from under them. Such a rough way to lose.

but I'm a Canadian human, so. Sorrynotsorrybutstillalittlesorryeh

Posted on February 20, 2014 at 6:53 pm 1

On Lana Del Rey's "Once Upon A Dream" Cover

@Sinead O'Rebellion I watch all movies featuring her voice. One day I will write a movie of my own boring life and make Lana Del Rey do the soundtrack in order to get people to watch it and probably that would work.

Posted on January 28, 2014 at 3:08 am 0

On 10 Years, Actually: Harry & Karen, David & Natalie, John & Judy

I'm dead. Harry & Karen, omg. I am just completely dead.

Posted on November 8, 2013 at 12:17 pm 0

On 10 Years, Actually: Billy & Joe, Juliet & Mark

@yeah-elle I did the same thing and yelled and cried!

Posted on November 8, 2013 at 11:56 am 0

On 10 Years, Actually: Colin & Harriet, Daniel & Sam

I'm crying and snorting and there are boogers everywhere. This is the best thing.

Posted on November 6, 2013 at 11:20 pm 0

On Remembering the Alice Series

Everything I know about how to be a functioning human is because of Alice and I am not sure how I'm going to get to age thirty without fucking up everything important now. Excuse me while I go and cry forever.

Posted on October 18, 2013 at 1:20 pm 0

On Pop Star Alert: Tove Lo, "Out of Mind"

I'm just mad for Tove Lo now. As in, endless repeat. As in, I might hate her in a week from overplay, but that's a risk I'm willing to take because right now I get her and she gets me.

Posted on October 17, 2013 at 7:44 pm 0

On The Best Time My Girlfriend’s Baby Tooth Fell Out

why the actual eff did I google "adult baby teeth" just to see what ya'll were talking about. why. why.

anyways, I have lots of actual baby teeth still kicking. (gnawing. gnashing.) like. half of my existing teeth are babies. also I have 18 teeth. I am 24. I have goddamn horrible teeth genes.

Posted on October 1, 2013 at 11:50 pm 0

On "Two Things Guys Don't Like Hearing About"


Posted on September 26, 2013 at 3:52 pm 0