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On The Best Time I Dropped Out Of College (Twice)

I wish I'd dropped out and did something better with my time and (non)money, or at least had the courage to transfer to a more reasonable school. Now I'm underemployed, over indebted, and deciding if I should do more school. I'd rather break my knee caps.

Posted on November 24, 2014 at 1:35 pm 0

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@heyderpette OH AND AND AND one Daniel DeVito did *not* get elected mayor there! Vaughan is home to cool-sounding people.

I don't know why I'm so interested in this, I didn't even vote.

Posted on October 28, 2014 at 10:59 am 0

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He also got exactly 6666 votes, in case you're into weird number coincidences like moi.

Posted on October 28, 2014 at 10:47 am 0

On The Best Time I Watched My Doctor Examine My Stool Sample

best poop story I've read in ages.

Posted on September 10, 2014 at 4:02 pm 1

On September Horoscopes From Galactic Rabbit

goddamn.

Posted on September 4, 2014 at 8:02 pm 0

On I Swear I'm Going to Be a Really Cool Bride

Oh god, this is too real. I have "laidback bride" experiences in my back pocket. Bride #1 actually was laidback and cool, only her other bridesmaids decided to make up for her lack of bridezillaness. Bride #2 isn't bad, but she did make me buy a dress that I'll never wear again and really wants these big exciting bachelorette weekend thingies that I just. can't. afford. Bride #3, my dear best friend, is planning her wedding from across the country and has all these expectations on dresses and one bridesmaid (who is actually Bride #2, fun fact) is like "she's totally a bridezilla!!!" and I'm kinda sad to say that she sort of is being one a little bit. B#3 is just going to want everything to be perfect. And so many things are going to go wrong. I hope she'll be ok with that.

ANYWAY I really will be a cool laidback bride because if I marry the dude I'm seeing (which I hope I do) he's planning the affair because he's the one who actually cares. I just wanna eat food with people and say HEY GUYS I LOVE YOU FOR BEING HERE!!! I don't want showers or bachelorette parties or limos or matching dresses and honestly I just don't care that much about colour schemes anyways. And rings? I don't want a single ring on my person ever. I lose that shit.

Posted on August 13, 2014 at 11:50 am 1

On Sex Manual Returned to New York Public Library 54 Years Past Due Date

@beetnemesis hey man, the m-word grosses me right the eff out. That said, coitus is pretty gross-sounding too. *shudder*

Posted on July 31, 2014 at 3:11 pm 0

On July Horoscopes from Galactic Rabbit

how do you know exactly everything?

Posted on July 8, 2014 at 1:22 am 0

On Having the Best-Selling Cake and Eating the Review, Too: An Interview With Jennifer Weiner

@grayzip except that Jack Reacher-type novels still have a significant female audience. Chick lit is pretty-near-exclusively read by women only.

Posted on June 24, 2014 at 10:30 am 0

On Sia feat. Lena Dunham, "Chandelier"

guysssss, Sia is Australian. Just because she's super blonde doesn't mean she's Swedish!

Posted on June 10, 2014 at 11:42 am 0