@heyderpette OH AND AND AND one Daniel DeVito did *not* get elected mayor there! Vaughan is home to cool-sounding people.
I don't know why I'm so interested in this, I didn't even vote.
He also got exactly 6666 votes, in case you're into weird number coincidences like moi.
best poop story I've read in ages.
Oh god, this is too real. I have "laidback bride" experiences in my back pocket. Bride #1 actually was laidback and cool, only her other bridesmaids decided to make up for her lack of bridezillaness. Bride #2 isn't bad, but she did make me buy a dress that I'll never wear again and really wants these big exciting bachelorette weekend thingies that I just. can't. afford. Bride #3, my dear best friend, is planning her wedding from across the country and has all these expectations on dresses and one bridesmaid (who is actually Bride #2, fun fact) is like "she's totally a bridezilla!!!" and I'm kinda sad to say that she sort of is being one a little bit. B#3 is just going to want everything to be perfect. And so many things are going to go wrong. I hope she'll be ok with that.
ANYWAY I really will be a cool laidback bride because if I marry the dude I'm seeing (which I hope I do) he's planning the affair because he's the one who actually cares. I just wanna eat food with people and say HEY GUYS I LOVE YOU FOR BEING HERE!!! I don't want showers or bachelorette parties or limos or matching dresses and honestly I just don't care that much about colour schemes anyways. And rings? I don't want a single ring on my person ever. I lose that shit.
@beetnemesis hey man, the m-word grosses me right the eff out. That said, coitus is pretty gross-sounding too. *shudder*
how do you know exactly everything?
@grayzip except that Jack Reacher-type novels still have a significant female audience. Chick lit is pretty-near-exclusively read by women only.
guysssss, Sia is Australian. Just because she's super blonde doesn't mean she's Swedish!
I like to silently judge my neighbour's just-as-much-of-a-loafer-as-I-am son for the shitty music he plays from his car radio while I'm outside reading great classics such as The Simpson's Treehouse of Horror or the June issue of InStyle (that Shailene Woodley! She's interesting).