@Old Katrina "(These laws need reforming, but I don't see that happening.)"
What in the world does she propose?
@Daisy Razor Minnie? That you?
@Mabissa Hate to be a rap pedant, oh wait, no I don't. It's "if you's a true playa."
@frigwiggin It's all controlled by Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.
@highfivesforall I don't think she means "All my friends can have cuts once I get to the front," I think she means, "Hey guy on crutches, why don't you go sit down and I'll wait in line for you."
Whether she's for or against butts and coconuts, I don't know.
@cashmere velvet candy cane I'm in for driving the getaway car. When are we meeting?
@Decca I'd hit it.
@SternMathPrincess Don't sniff at Boone's! Chuggability nonpareil!
Props for Samuel Pepys reference, Prudie! My fave line is when his dad gets a hernia and he says, "His bowel was got forth into his cod."
Now THAT deserves an Arbor Mist.