@wee_ramekin yeah, in author's fantasy land, either FLOTUS is a lot nastier than I expect her to be. Or I don't have a lot in common with author/FLOTUS. Or author is being meaner than usual.
Imma go with "author is meaner."
This bummed me out.
@fondue with cheddar Well, queso-ra sera!
Instagram or air pollution?
I hate waterproof mascara. My lashes have looked better and longer since I quit using it (which was years ago.) It tugs and feels brittle and I just hate it.
I use Full N Soft and love it, and I get very minimal running even though I tear up a lot. Because I'm a big softie, not 'cause of the makeup.
@Lu2 my husband is ex-military and that's what he calls it.
@polka dots vs stripes lol the only time i checked my makeup often (every two hours or so) was when i was working as a barista and was angling for megatips!
Unrelated, but remember Caboodles? I had a purple sparkly one that I loved but eventually grew dusty and gross with disuse.
First of all, can the Hairpin please do something about how clicking on a link moves you to a new page on this tab rather than opening a new tab in your browser? This is the only website I visit that still does this, and articles like this and the Friday Bargain Bin always fool me a couple of times. This sounds petty but it is one of the main minor annoyances of my life, like how my boyfriend always leaves his shoes in walkways rather than to the side of them.
Secondly, the first song will always just remind me of House. I don't think it would work.
Thirdly, every time I've tried to put on specifically make-outy music to make out to, things have felt weird and forced.
This whole comment makes me sound like a grumpy old lady. I swear I'm not!
@iknowright By the time I actually get rid of a bra, even a woman who has fallen upon the hardest of times would scream at the sight of it. BUT if I ever actually start getting rid of bras before they begin to disintegrate, I will absolutely donate them!
OMG this is so up my alley you have no idear. DAY = MADE.