On Beauty Q&A: Nails 101

I feel like I will officially be an adult when I can paint my nails and not ruin them within the hour that follows. I'm 32, and it's still not happened! It's not that I can't sit still, it's more that some disaster inevitably comes up that demands the use of my hands, and also my polish seems to take *hours* to set. Bah!!

Posted on November 10, 2012 at 4:01 pm 0

On I Dreamed of Being a Plus-Sized J.C. Penney Catalog Model

This is sad and funny and David Sedaris-y and I love it.

Posted on November 4, 2012 at 10:45 am 0

On How to Write Romance Novels

I love this piece of writing so much, I want to clasp it to my heaving bosom and swoon.

Posted on October 27, 2011 at 7:10 am 2