The Everpresent Wordsnatcher
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On Never-Complainers, Workaholics, and the Balding-and-Manly
@b3k Speaking as a lady (but not A Lady) whose boyfriend has gone through a whole pile of hairstyles/lengths in the years we've been together, I think he's hottest when it's whoops-I-forgot-to-put-the-guard-on-the-clippers nearly-bald. Love dudes (and Dudes) who embrace the bald if it comes to them. What's the best way to spoonerize confidence+sexiness? Sexidence? No. Someone more clever than me, fix this.
Obligatory link to the fabulous Patrick Stewart on Baldness video. If you (ahem, @leon!) haven't watched it, WATCH IT. He is the best.
And finally, paging @Statham to the thread, @Statham to the thread.
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On Never-Complainers, Workaholics, and the Balding-and-Manly
@PistolPackinMama Have I told you recently that I <3 u? Because I dooooo.
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On Never-Complainers, Workaholics, and the Balding-and-Manly
@JessicaLovejoy Well duh, you are perfect. NEXT PROBLEM PLEASE.
@themmases I'm there.
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On Elderly Dogs and Babies: A Primer
@sevanetta I was just going to say this exact same thing. BITCH CORNER.
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On Elderly Dogs and Babies: A Primer
@wee_ramekin I believe her name is Amelia! I don't remember whether I learned this from the 'Pin or Nicole's tumblr.
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On Elderly Dogs and Babies: A Primer
@JessicaLovejoy Nobody likes Melanie. Truth.
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On Friday Open Thread
@wharrgarbl My dad's reaction when my mom calls him out on not noticing her haircuts: "I only see your eyes, honey." After nearly 30 years, it's predictable, but it's cute.
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On Friday Open Thread
@The Kendragon Oooooh, yes, chili pepper wang. (I got jalepeno fingers recently and that shit is no joke.) Also, may he forget that his cast iron skillet has a handle and that handle gets hot because it is also made of cast iron which, duh, gets hot, and may he accidentally touch it and burn his fingers.
This in no way happened to me. Nope. Absolutely not.
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On Friday Open Thread
@Rookie I can't see your comment with the links (where did it goooooo?) but I am voting for the first dress because OMG GORGEOUS.
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On Never-Complainers, Workaholics, and the Balding-and-Manly
@muggles Wait, is one end of this sexy and one end of it not sexy? Or merely different levels of hair loss? I am confused.