@lemonadefish Holey inanimate objects don't bother me. (If they did, I'd vom into my colander, and it would go everywhere, because colander.) It's the living stuff that is repulsive and needs to be cleansed with all the fire.
GODDAMMIT WE HAVE ALREADY HAD THIS DISCUSSION, AND SHARED HOW THE LOTUS BOOB PHOTOSHOP DESTROYED SOME OF US FOR WEEKS, AND HOW WE SAW IT EVERY TIME WE CLOSED OUR EYES WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND WHY FOR? WHY FOR??
Zero world problem.
What is the problem, #1? Cook for yourselves and eat what you like, as I presume you've always done. What does moving in change? You share a fridge now, not a mouth.
Pfft. I need this bitchface. When I actually smile, the receiver keeps showering me with compliments/gifts/fries so I don't stop.
@Ladyface Dodai Smith is her non-union Mexican equivalent.
@Emby Beg pardon?
she adopts Jamaican patois briefly
*literally throws papers in the air*
I am going to 7-11 and I am going to buy something terrible like a Four Loko. I don't care what time/day it is. Done. DONE. See you in 20.
I would think her the font from which all White Woman tears flow forth, except that I'm pretty sure her tears would just be some sort of artisanal pesto. Which probably tastes good also, but is not quite as nourishing.
Jia, I just wanted you to know that basically you are a witch. Today I was at work for all of five minutes when - for the first time ever, to the best of my knowledge - dropped into the middle of the constantly piped soundtrack of synth pop and chill electronica was Fastball's "The Way." Can I please hear Flagpole Sitta coming from someone's car on the way home, Jia? I think that would be fun.