"What other kids will think" is the most ridiculous non-issue ever. I mean, have you seen families? They have all kinds of last names for all kinds of reasons!
Had to pop down here and note that for me one of the funniest, dumbest, and most consistent reactions to this highly reasonable point of view is when people are like "BUT WHERE DID THE **AUTHOR'S** NAME COME FROM? A MAN? HER FATHER? REALLY MAKES U THINK"
.... does it now
I'd laugh bitterly at this, but I don't want to reinforce my smile lines.
@iceberg @Fear Biter It took me until your comment to realize that was Javier Bardem and not Mickey Rourke. Yeeeesh. That's something they did there.
Also I misread the tagline underneath the title as "Skin is a choice," which, yes, it seems we're moving in that direction.
I meant regimen obvs BUT THIS ROCKET IS GOING SO FAAAAAST
@iceberg It took me some time to realize that was Javier Bardem, and not Robert Downey Jr. (it's not ... right?)
The only truly effective anti-aging regime is to continuously travel at relativistic velocities. That's going to cost a LOT more than $2.3 billion a year so you'd better get on it before your wombs dry up, ladies.
This reminds me of Lucille Bluth's license photo.
@JessicaLovejoy We could sell this.