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By Lily Rowan on What Happened When We Gave Our Daughter My Last Name

"What other kids will think" is the most ridiculous non-issue ever. I mean, have you seen families? They have all kinds of last names for all kinds of reasons!

Posted on July 15, 2014 at 12:51 pm 4

By Jia Tolentino on What Happened When We Gave Our Daughter My Last Name

Had to pop down here and note that for me one of the funniest, dumbest, and most consistent reactions to this highly reasonable point of view is when people are like "BUT WHERE DID THE **AUTHOR'S** NAME COME FROM? A MAN? HER FATHER? REALLY MAKES U THINK"

.... does it now

Posted on July 15, 2014 at 12:31 pm 15

By Legal on Mom, What's Happening to Those Ladies' Faces?

I'd laugh bitterly at this, but I don't want to reinforce my smile lines.
/jk

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 8:13 pm 4

By alamuzmo on Mom, What's Happening to Those Ladies' Faces?

@iceberg @Fear Biter It took me until your comment to realize that was Javier Bardem and not Mickey Rourke. Yeeeesh. That's something they did there.

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 4:58 pm 1

By cuminafterall on Mom, What's Happening to Those Ladies' Faces?

Also I misread the tagline underneath the title as "Skin is a choice," which, yes, it seems we're moving in that direction.

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 4:21 pm 7

By stuffisthings on Mom, What's Happening to Those Ladies' Faces?

I meant regimen obvs BUT THIS ROCKET IS GOING SO FAAAAAST

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 3:52 pm 5

By Fear Biter on Mom, What's Happening to Those Ladies' Faces?

@iceberg It took me some time to realize that was Javier Bardem, and not Robert Downey Jr. (it's not ... right?)

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 3:40 pm 1

By stuffisthings on Mom, What's Happening to Those Ladies' Faces?

The only truly effective anti-aging regime is to continuously travel at relativistic velocities. That's going to cost a LOT more than $2.3 billion a year so you'd better get on it before your wombs dry up, ladies.

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 3:35 pm 5

By supernintendochalmers on Mom, What's Happening to Those Ladies' Faces?

This reminds me of Lucille Bluth's license photo.

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 3:04 pm 5

By Emma Carmichael on Little Miss Misandrist

@JessicaLovejoy We could sell this.

Posted on September 24, 2013 at 3:12 pm 1