I'd laugh bitterly at this, but I don't want to reinforce my smile lines.
@iceberg @Fear Biter It took me until your comment to realize that was Javier Bardem and not Mickey Rourke. Yeeeesh. That's something they did there.
Also I misread the tagline underneath the title as "Skin is a choice," which, yes, it seems we're moving in that direction.
I meant regimen obvs BUT THIS ROCKET IS GOING SO FAAAAAST
@iceberg It took me some time to realize that was Javier Bardem, and not Robert Downey Jr. (it's not ... right?)
The only truly effective anti-aging regime is to continuously travel at relativistic velocities. That's going to cost a LOT more than $2.3 billion a year so you'd better get on it before your wombs dry up, ladies.
This reminds me of Lucille Bluth's license photo.
@JessicaLovejoy We could sell this.
By Emby on Little Miss Misandrist
@hands_down If you'd been paying attention, you'd have written "I had two young sons."
@klemay Co-signed. And if they can't imagine it (because our bodies aren't up to their standards), then we shouldn't exist. (Sorry for the Rancid Harpy derail.) ;-)