On Never-Complainers, Workaholics, and the Balding-and-Manly
I....don't see the problem with LW1? I would just assume I'm perfect.
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On Absolute Transparency, or Love in the Time of Google
@redheaded&crazie They're either operatic or don't say a word. HAPPY MEDIUM IS FOR GIRLS.
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On Absolute Transparency, or Love in the Time of Google
:Googles:
There you are! HAY GURL HAY
WTF was he thinking?
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On "The outlandish drama began at about 8 p.m." ...
Oh you fancy, huh?
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On Elderly Dogs and Babies: A Primer
"naive, relentlessly positive and loving"
To be fair, that does sound pretty annoying.
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On Conceptual Marriage Ceremonies for the Wedding-Averse
@redheaded&crazie SHHHHHHH. I want P-L to be surprised when I sue for full custody of the guac.
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On Conceptual Marriage Ceremonies for the Wedding-Averse
@parallel-lines I am handing you an overstuffed burrito. I have one too. We intertwine arms and feed each other. You now feel better.
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On Friday Open Thread
Seeeewwww....I was looking at the names of some kids (THEY'RE ALL KIDS) who started following me on tumblr, and I had a thought. POST YOUR FIRST (probably AOL) SCREENNAMES!
Mine was EvilAmbrosia, because of reasons? And my secret one was BillieKidGrrl, because I was obsessed with a wrestler named Billy Kidman.
THIS IS MY SOUL LAID BARE. I AM TRUSTING YOU. THIS IS TO BE A NO JUDGEMENT ZONE.
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On The Non-Monogamous Couple Returns
sudden but inevitable betrayal......OF MONOGAMY
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Short Dates
Heee. I think the last time I was described as "bright and interesting", it was on a college recc letter. Thanks, Mr. Gleitman! ILU too.
My coffee/food name is Cassie. I took it from my favorite former Days of our Lives character.