LOVE LOVE LOVE EVERY BIT OF THIS.
@Emma Carmichael The pages are hollowed out and it's just a knife?
On Which Name Is Weirder, Saxby Chambliss or Barkevious Mingo? The Answer May Tell You Whether or Not You're Racist
@Myrtle "Wolf Blitzer?"
[I barely know her, etc.]
@ohmy It was assigned reading at my high school. One of the few things that place ever got right.
Slathered in man syrup? :slowly pushes lunch away with one finger:
Stay with core for six or seven years. Be fine with not engaging core, as you don't need formalities to prove your feelings for core. Break up with core. Engage new core within six months.
@CelineFrosterson00 Why do you need to work? Aren't you still attending Hogwarts?
@lora.bee Wally Lamb was my first thought! Heart him to pieces.
@Rock and Roll Ken Doll All I need is one person on that jury with tinyholephobia, and I am walking out of that courtroom free and clear.
@j-i-a There's a she-wolf in your closet/open up and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT