On How to End Your Celebrity Profile: The Soundtrack

With a rueful smile of bitter resignation, Sefe sighed. “She made a great beef stroganoff.”

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 2:34 pm 4

On "I also really wanted the show to be about the fear of sex."

"James would do stuff at times just to push people’s buttons. I think he threw milk in someone’s face as an improv, and I remember thinking, That’s not the best improv." This quote perfectly encapsulates my (quite possibly inaccurate)impression of James Franco.

Posted on December 7, 2012 at 11:24 am 3


Congratulations, Jane!

Posted on November 27, 2012 at 7:18 pm 0

On First Phone Photos: A Time Capsule, Part Two

Is the little girl with the chocolate Silk milk at Shangri La Diner is St. Louis?!

Posted on November 16, 2012 at 11:35 am 1

On "Grizzly Man" is on Netflix Instant

I just watched Burden of Dreams last weekend. Young WH was pretty darn attractive, in a slighty dangerous/demented sort of way. That article! Love you, Longform. Love you, Hairpin.

Posted on August 2, 2012 at 3:38 pm 0

On Talking With My Exes' Exes

I love this so much. Note to all you ex-obsessers out there: never facebook stalk on an ipad/ipad. The buttons are too small and fickle; you may end up accidently friend requesting the ex.

Posted on July 26, 2012 at 2:46 pm 12

On I Blew It With Scott Speedman

@Reginal T. Squirge Ooooo,oooo! I have a story! My roommate and I used to post very, very silly mixed connections for each other to find. One day, when she was looking for one of mine, she stumbled across one from someone who was looking for a woman that matched her description and who had been at the very place we had been the night before. After I swore that I hadn't posted it, she responded and ended up meeting the guy for dinner. He was hot; she was smitten. They went on a few more dates, and things seemed to be going well until he stood her up one night. When she confronted him about it, he claimed that she wasn't actually the person he was looking for, but he went along with it because she was cute. What the what?!

Posted on July 25, 2012 at 2:53 pm 8

On I Blew It With Scott Speedman

Posted on July 25, 2012 at 2:51 pm 0

On I Blew It With Scott Speedman

Posted on July 25, 2012 at 2:50 pm 0

On Short Lists

Truly pure, uncontrollable rage. Whhhhyyy, radio?!?!

Posted on April 25, 2012 at 3:01 pm 2