I love writing but I'm bad at writing about me.
sports sportsss SPORTSSS
I think all I have to say about sports right now is that I have a lot of feelings and all of them are about Teemu Selanne retiring.
I love your lists, especially the items relating to cute animals.
In that vein:
1- The wicked cool action-movie-star move that my cat pulled the other day while we were playing
2- The lady who does my eyebrows
3- Having dip for my vegetables!
4- Good, positive relationship stuff
5- the LA Lakers pen I got for free at work
@adorable-eggplant but it's true that all [ethnic identity] are [skill]!
5 Things I Liked This Week are in my head, but no time to post now so I can get shit done and get out of work early to go to a (possibly fancy) party
...but what about immigration?
IN 2050 AMERICA WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO ENTER IF YOU ARE A PASTY WHITE PERSON FROM IRELAND OR SOMETHING
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AMERICA, TAKE YOUR PLAIN, BOTH-PARENTS-THE-SAME ASS BACK TO IRELAND OR SOMETHING
--future plaque on the Statue of Liberty
@j-i-a Hilarious how something that appears so open-minded is actually incredibly closed-minded. Because obviously, not believing that we will all look like that in as little as 40 years is closed-minded.
Personally, I look forward to being sixtyish and suddenly having beautiful hazel or green eyes. Will we all just wake up that way on January 1, 2050 or
@coolallison Is there a camp that's like a baseball fantasy camp but you get to pretend to be Dayna?
The first coffee table guy filled me with such rage. (Maybe it was my own displaced Craigslist rage)
I loved this. I spent not quite a week in Daytona Beach Shores last winter, and if I'd spent any longer there, I would probably have felt exactly this. It's such a strange place, so completely removed from what I'm used to.