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Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

I love writing but I'm bad at writing about me.

On Friday Open Thread

sports sportsss SPORTSSS

I think all I have to say about sports right now is that I have a lot of feelings and all of them are about Teemu Selanne retiring.

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 4:41 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@all

I love your lists, especially the items relating to cute animals.
In that vein:
1- The wicked cool action-movie-star move that my cat pulled the other day while we were playing
2- The lady who does my eyebrows
3- Having dip for my vegetables!
4- Good, positive relationship stuff
5- the LA Lakers pen I got for free at work

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 4:40 pm 1

On Cancel "What Americans Will Look Like in 2050"

@adorable-eggplant but it's true that all [ethnic identity] are [skill]!

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 4:37 pm 2

On Friday Open Thread

5 Things I Liked This Week are in my head, but no time to post now so I can get shit done and get out of work early to go to a (possibly fancy) party

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 3:05 pm 0

On Cancel "What Americans Will Look Like in 2050"

...but what about immigration?
IN 2050 AMERICA WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO ENTER IF YOU ARE A PASTY WHITE PERSON FROM IRELAND OR SOMETHING
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AMERICA, TAKE YOUR PLAIN, BOTH-PARENTS-THE-SAME ASS BACK TO IRELAND OR SOMETHING
--future plaque on the Statue of Liberty

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 3:04 pm 2

On Cancel "What Americans Will Look Like in 2050"

@j-i-a Hilarious how something that appears so open-minded is actually incredibly closed-minded. Because obviously, not believing that we will all look like that in as little as 40 years is closed-minded.

Personally, I look forward to being sixtyish and suddenly having beautiful hazel or green eyes. Will we all just wake up that way on January 1, 2050 or

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 2:57 pm 5

On How to Change Your Password: A Heartbleed Guide

@coolallison Is there a camp that's like a baseball fantasy camp but you get to pretend to be Dayna?

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 6:05 pm 1

On Craigslist Behavior

The first coffee table guy filled me with such rage. (Maybe it was my own displaced Craigslist rage)

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 3:14 pm 0

On My Correspondence with Spam Gary Sinise

Aerosmith,

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 10:41 am 0

On What It's Like to Live in Daytona Beach

I loved this. I spent not quite a week in Daytona Beach Shores last winter, and if I'd spent any longer there, I would probably have felt exactly this. It's such a strange place, so completely removed from what I'm used to.

Posted on April 9, 2014 at 4:41 pm 0