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Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

I love writing but I'm bad at writing about me.

By Jazmine Hughes on Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

please let us all speak solely in 30 Rock allusions. the world would be such a better place

Posted on February 22, 2015 at 10:37 am 2

By TheclaAndTheSeals on What's the Best Time Your Family Has Ever Trolled You?: The Answers

@districter I just found out right now that isn't the case.

Posted on February 19, 2015 at 12:53 pm 2

By TheclaAndTheSeals on What's the Best Time Your Family Has Ever Trolled You?

My brother's the baby of our extended family. We forget to tell him things a lot. He swears he didn't know our aunt was a twin until well into elementary school. He thought he had one very attentive aunt who changed clothes a lot. He found out when he saw them together.

Posted on February 18, 2015 at 10:10 am 7

By tofuswalkman on Kanye West is Fucking Real

yeah, no one's angry facebook statuses are making kanye reconsider his attitude or anything. it's pretty annoying to read over & over.
I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING KANYE but at the same time i do wish he would go back to being real about politics. where the fuck was he in the ferguson discourse AT ALL? i want more "george bush doesn't care about black people!!!" SAVE US YEEZY

Posted on February 11, 2015 at 1:38 pm 4

By alsoknownas on Kanye West is Fucking Real

PREACH.

Posted on February 11, 2015 at 12:18 pm 7

By bitzyboozer on

Nope, Team Gabe on this one, because I agree so hard with this "...just because you have permission doesn’t mean what you’re doing isn’t kind of toxic and a waste of your time. We all have the scabs that we like to pick because sometimes picking scabs feels the good kind of bad, but that doesn’t mean you wouldn’t be better off not touching the goddamned scabs." But I'm with Jane on The Sopranos.

Posted on January 8, 2015 at 2:10 pm 1

By Jazmine Hughes on Are Tiaras The New Power Scrunchies?

@Jaya have you ever considering teaching a class on how to be cool

Posted on December 4, 2014 at 12:21 pm 1

By Haley Mlotek on Lawyer's Husband Shamelessly Panders To In-Laws

"Bee-Yawn-Say"

Posted on December 2, 2014 at 4:34 pm 3

By Jaya on

Wait can they answer a question that has been haunting me my whole life? WHY DID ALL THE GIRLS CHANGE THEIR LAST NAMES? Was it seriously protocol in the 70s to take your stepdad's last name, even if you were like, a teenager who had already been living with your previous name? Because that is fucked up.

Posted on November 24, 2014 at 2:12 pm 1

By adorable-eggplant on Ask Baba Yaga: How Do I Rekindle My Belief In Men?

@bluewindgirl Perhaps they'll fly to your nest to ask why you have those berries. Fool proof plan.

Posted on November 13, 2014 at 9:29 pm 1