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Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

I love writing but I'm bad at writing about me.

By Jazmine Hughes on "I Want You Back" Is Back

@Sa Ra@facebook I know you are spam but I will make an example out of you because YOU SOUND LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD ("ROLLING STONES WERE THE GREATEST!" "DYLAN WAS THE GREATEST!"), BUT NO, YOU ARE WRONG

WRONG
WRONG
WRONG

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 11:39 am 9

By Julie the T on "I Want You Back" Is Back

YES!!! Thank you for this. I have loved this song for almost 20 years now (since I found it on some mix tape my brother made), and I really think it might be the most irresistibly danceable, best pop song of my life. It was the one song I insisted be played at my wedding. Michael made some magic, didn't he?

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 11:10 am 1

By Bunburying on Nickelodeon's Diversity "Problem" Is That It Likes Diversity

"It's very hard to be a man in the publishing world" lolololololololol

P.S. The Adventures of Pete and Pete was still a great show though, and holds up quite well on re-viewing! Who even watched it, me, I watched it!

Posted on October 7, 2014 at 11:58 am 3

By adriana on Nickelodeon's Diversity "Problem" Is That It Likes Diversity

"Mindy Kaling would be the Shonda Rhimes, Shonda Rhimes would be the Aaron Sorkin, and Aaron Sorkin would be just some dude watching from home."

What a beautiful world.

Posted on October 7, 2014 at 10:29 am 6

By mirablu on The One True Guide To Having Curly Hair

Call upon the doves and spiders to wrap your hair in fresh silk and laurels before you sleep, lest your cloud-pillow create a single tangle with its jealousy. The silk must be fresh, so its heart is pure.

Have you ever heard your hair make a noise as a strand breaks? It has cursed you. A split end will erupt, and it may tear all the way to the cuticle, and finally split in your brain. Do you want split neurons? No? Then you had better not be using any combs with teeth narrower than the prescribed 0.84 inches, hadn't you?

Posted on August 21, 2014 at 2:25 pm 3

By mymymyriah on Drake and Nicki Minaj Conversation

>>> Nicki: What if you just phoned it in like Jay Z in "Drunk in Love"??

Hahahahahaha. Yes.

Also I am pro Nicki's new habit of having male rappers stand or sit around in her videos while she does all the talking.

Posted on August 20, 2014 at 11:54 am 1

By inthepost on Never Bring Your Boyfriend to Brunch

I always feel so bad about this but like, I want at least 24-48 hours' notice if a friend is bringing their partner to a hangout that was going to be one-on-one. I have to mentally prepare! I already don't see these friends enough! Their partners are mostly great but they are not my best friends? I feel like this is a thing that most single people feel and then forget as soon as they are in a couple.

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 1:00 pm 3

By commanderbanana on Female New York Post Writer Feels Differently Than Other Women

Welp, this is disgusting. This makes me want to follow Doree "Chaff-For-Brans" Lewak around with bins filled with ice water and pigeon droppings and periodically drench her with them. "Oh I'm sorry! I just assumed by your confident strut and significant eye contact that you WANTED the ice cold water and pigeon droppings poured over you, because that's how I catcall ladies."
Also, Doree "My Brain May Be Made of Spam, We Just Don't Know" Lewak, those hunky Israeli construction workers you're referring to would have been, you know, enslaved. So fuck you too.

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 12:15 pm 3

By ghechr on Mo'ne Davis is Your New Child Hero

This is a good place to make a shout out to Jackie Mitchell, a female AA pitcher who struck out both BABE RUTH and LOU GEHRIG just moments before MLB banned women from playing! (The ban lasted all the way until 1992!)

Posted on August 18, 2014 at 12:39 pm 2