I love writing but I'm bad at writing about me.
By yossariangirl on In Defense of an Unlikable Protagonist, When the Unlikable Protagonist is Yourself
I do this! Endlessly. It doesn't matter how busy or preoccupied I am, I always seem to end up mentally enacting my false future narratives. Lately I have wondered if I will recognize any of them if they were to come true. Guess I am still in denial about them.
By and it's not even my birthday on A Conversation Among Me, Katy Perry, and Sylvia Plath on Birthdays
@Sa Ra@facebook I know you are spam but I will make an example out of you because YOU SOUND LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD ("ROLLING STONES WERE THE GREATEST!" "DYLAN WAS THE GREATEST!"), BUT NO, YOU ARE WRONG
YES!!! Thank you for this. I have loved this song for almost 20 years now (since I found it on some mix tape my brother made), and I really think it might be the most irresistibly danceable, best pop song of my life. It was the one song I insisted be played at my wedding. Michael made some magic, didn't he?
"It's very hard to be a man in the publishing world" lolololololololol
P.S. The Adventures of Pete and Pete was still a great show though, and holds up quite well on re-viewing! Who even watched it, me, I watched it!
"Mindy Kaling would be the Shonda Rhimes, Shonda Rhimes would be the Aaron Sorkin, and Aaron Sorkin would be just some dude watching from home."
What a beautiful world.
Call upon the doves and spiders to wrap your hair in fresh silk and laurels before you sleep, lest your cloud-pillow create a single tangle with its jealousy. The silk must be fresh, so its heart is pure.
Have you ever heard your hair make a noise as a strand breaks? It has cursed you. A split end will erupt, and it may tear all the way to the cuticle, and finally split in your brain. Do you want split neurons? No? Then you had better not be using any combs with teeth narrower than the prescribed 0.84 inches, hadn't you?
>>> Nicki: What if you just phoned it in like Jay Z in "Drunk in Love"??
Also I am pro Nicki's new habit of having male rappers stand or sit around in her videos while she does all the talking.
I always feel so bad about this but like, I want at least 24-48 hours' notice if a friend is bringing their partner to a hangout that was going to be one-on-one. I have to mentally prepare! I already don't see these friends enough! Their partners are mostly great but they are not my best friends? I feel like this is a thing that most single people feel and then forget as soon as they are in a couple.
Welp, this is disgusting. This makes me want to follow Doree "Chaff-For-Brans" Lewak around with bins filled with ice water and pigeon droppings and periodically drench her with them. "Oh I'm sorry! I just assumed by your confident strut and significant eye contact that you WANTED the ice cold water and pigeon droppings poured over you, because that's how I catcall ladies."
Also, Doree "My Brain May Be Made of Spam, We Just Don't Know" Lewak, those hunky Israeli construction workers you're referring to would have been, you know, enslaved. So fuck you too.