I love writing but I'm bad at writing about me.
Can we please have more incredible forearms on primetime, please
CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [aggressive flag-waving]
Also the goal post has a Twitter account already: https://twitter.com/GoalPostEh
By melis on A Sochi Dispatch
"THAT GUY FROM INDEPENDENCE DAY" IS HARVEY FIERSTEIN SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT
@coolallison Ask and ye shall receive:
Queso for everyone! Block party?
Can't wait to get my phB!
In my experience, love is not a thing that arrives on the doorsteps of the worthy like an overnight Amazon Prime order. So while I completely support decisions to tip more, floss, read outdoors, and generally treat yourself with kindness, don't convince yourself that no one will love you until you're perfect, because most of the time people fall in love with you for being imperfect.
By Gulfie on The Instant-Watch Pie
Absolutely, 100% accurate.
@crocuta uh somebody obviously hasn't tried the all-proton diet. I don't know if atoms and molecules are bad for you per se but I just know that after a big bowl of protons, I feel really positive.
This is seriously even better because it is twice.
By Beaker on Friday Open Thread
I feel like I am not good at being a researcher/graduate student and am trying to figure out what I AM good at and will want to pursue career-wise. So far I've come up with Professional 30 Rock-Quoter and Personal Birthday Rememberer.
Ugh, one of my experiments needs to work soon so I stop feeling like a hot mess all the time.