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Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

I love writing but I'm bad at writing about me.

On Please Welcome Alexandra Molotkow

Hello! Now please tell us more about these Greek fries.

Posted on April 20, 2015 at 2:33 pm 0

On How To Breed Fancy Pigeons

Curly pigeon = new dream pet. Sorry, Bengal cats!

Posted on April 17, 2015 at 3:16 pm 1

On

um this is amazing, can we bring chatelaines back?

Posted on April 17, 2015 at 1:08 pm 0

On Thinkin' 'Bout Consent And Alzheimer's

@noReally Agreed. I want to side with the doctor on this, mostly because I'm worried that the woman's husband/family are anything like mine. My grandmother has... something. Maybe a mild form of dementia, maybe something caused by some very minor strokes, maybe just old age or something else. No one in the family agrees on how serious it is or what to do about it, so I'd be more inclined to trust anything that a doctor would have to say about her condition.

Posted on April 16, 2015 at 12:15 pm 0

On I Hereby Convene The Beach Witch Coven

Beach Witch. I'm in.

Would you count most female members of Phoebe Buffay's family as Beach Witches? (Except, oddly enough, for the aptly named Ursula?)

Posted on April 15, 2015 at 10:32 am 0

On Let's Talk About Friendship

@Dizzy Yes, agreed 100%. I can be bad at staying in touch sometimes, but other times friends in relationships will inadvertently make you feel like the third wheel, even on days that are supposed to be for you and your friend, or days that the three of you should be having an equally good time.

Posted on April 14, 2015 at 9:44 am 0

On Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

WE LOVE YOU, JAYA
(I miss Jazmine, too, but I figure these feelings can coexist.)

Everything I know about Utah, I learned from the Olympics in Salt Lake City, and it boils down to: Mormons and mountains.

I just listened to "Gossip Folks" twice in a row, for Missy Elliott reasons. Totally normal, right?

Posted on April 10, 2015 at 6:08 pm 1

On Things I Definitely Thought Of First

I loved Nutella first! Fisticuffs!

Posted on April 7, 2015 at 10:58 am 0

On Controversial Opinions Post: The Moisturizer I Don't Like

@Haley Mlotek so now I want to try gluing an old They're Real! brush into a tube of Great Lash...

Posted on April 6, 2015 at 1:53 pm 0

On Controversial Opinions Post: The Moisturizer I Don't Like

@Lady Humungus We as a society need to stop drinking the Great Lash kool-aid. It is a perfectly average mascara. There was probably a time when it was the best mascara because there were only like five on the market, but now that there is an infinite number of mascaras available, magazines need to stop lying about Great Lash.

Posted on April 6, 2015 at 12:26 pm 1