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Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

I love writing but I'm bad at writing about me.

On Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

@tealily I did too, until I saw the introductions segment on Wheel of Fortune one too many times. Just an endless parade of Midwesterners in khakis announcing they have dogs, as if they're the only person on earth who has a dog.

Posted on March 20, 2015 at 5:30 pm 0

On

How rich does one have to be not only to buy a $10,000 Apple watch, but to buy a $10,000 Apple Watch knowing that obsolescence is a thing?

Posted on March 18, 2015 at 9:59 am 0

On How I Keep My Bleached Blonde Hair Healthy: Tips For Kim K.

As a curly-haired girl who recently did some hair lightening, +1 on the air drying! Whyyy did I ever blowdry my hair, ever?
That was a rhetorical question but here's a real one: What the f do I do about split ends? I have like a million more now than before I decided that I was totally okay with colouring my hair even though that meant BLEACH. Laughing in my stylist's face the next time he suggests I go full blonde.

Posted on March 17, 2015 at 6:11 pm 0

On Lamp Options

@Lucienne I want a hundred monkey chandeliers. I'll think about where to hang them later.

Posted on March 16, 2015 at 4:17 pm 1

On Let's Talk About Birth Control

I usually just forget to take my placebo pills, but maybe I should remember? Even though it shouldn't matter?

Anyway, I wish you godspeed, as you're doing something that's really good for your body but will probably feel weird as hell. (I "accidentally" went off the pill for about a month when my prescription expired, and it was strange.)

Posted on March 16, 2015 at 10:41 am 0

On A League of Their Own

As usual, I love everything about this.

Posted on March 12, 2015 at 4:15 pm 0

On Face Masks with Absolutely No Placenta Listed in the Ingredients

"lol yeah right you're only buying the amount of products you can fit in your tiny hands just take this and give us all your money you dumb bitch."

I have found this exact statement hand-written at the bottom of every Sephora basket I've ever been handed.

Posted on March 3, 2015 at 10:07 am 1

On 12-Year-Old Tamir Rice Blamed for His Own Death

I didn't even think that this level of failure and ignorance was possible. Holy shit.

Posted on March 2, 2015 at 1:23 pm 0

On Fancy Lady Phrases I Want To Be Able To Seriously Say Before I Die

"Sorry, I was in a committee meeting" = I spent thirty minutes trying to find someone who'd bring a kettle for this church event but kept getting interrupted by a woman bragging about how her husband programs the VCR.

Posted on February 27, 2015 at 11:14 am 0

On Our Favorite Oscar Looks

ANNA

Posted on February 23, 2015 at 9:37 am 0