And then there's the Izzard quadrathlon: running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you're up there.
@Margaret_Catwood 67%, for my part.
@LilRedCorvette Frank Underwood is Westley!
Meanwhile, Inigo Montoya lost his accent and joined the CIA, where he quickly rose through the ranks...
It all makes sense now.
On Which Name Is Weirder, Saxby Chambliss or Barkevious Mingo? The Answer May Tell You Whether or Not You're Racist
@cuminafterall New spin on the whole vagina dentata thing?
"The Curious Case of Men’s Fertility: How Men’s Sperm Increase in Desirability and Potency as it Ages"
"Amidst the dust of [testicles], wide dispersed
And never purchased there by anyone,
Yet similar to precious wines, my [sperm] can wait
Its time will come."
@cameralucida Aww, Blobfish just wants to be friends...
A new AaQC *and* comment notifications are working? You're spoiling us, Mr Ambassador!
@frigwiggin "It's mating season, y'know. You just have to spray regularly, or they'll deposit their eggs behind the skirting boards."
@frigwiggin Well, they could just be unfortunate souls who happen to look that way naturally.
You gotta be sensitive to that kind of thing.