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On I'll Have What Lolo Jones Is Having

And then there's the Izzard quadrathlon: running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you're up there.

Posted on October 1, 2013 at 7:14 pm 1

On The Popularity Pie

@Margaret_Catwood 67%, for my part.

Posted on September 27, 2013 at 12:48 pm 0

On 7 Classic Film Heroines Who Suck at Personal Safety

@LilRedCorvette Frank Underwood is Westley!

Meanwhile, Inigo Montoya lost his accent and joined the CIA, where he quickly rose through the ranks...

It all makes sense now.

Posted on September 24, 2013 at 4:41 pm 0

On Which Name Is Weirder, Saxby Chambliss or Barkevious Mingo? The Answer May Tell You Whether or Not You're Racist

@cuminafterall New spin on the whole vagina dentata thing?

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 1:04 pm 1

On Probable Upcoming Female-Centric Trend Pieces

"The Curious Case of Men’s Fertility: How Men’s Sperm Increase in Desirability and Potency as it Ages"

"Amidst the dust of [testicles], wide dispersed
And never purchased there by anyone,
Yet similar to precious wines, my [sperm] can wait
Its time will come."

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 4:24 pm 0

On “You Can Do Anything, As Long As It’s Nothing": Ballad of the World's Ugliest Creature

@cameralucida Aww, Blobfish just wants to be friends...

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 2:45 pm 1

On This Horrifying Clown Is Totally Viral!

@Megasus

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 2:43 pm 0

On Boy-Crazy But Curious, Dating While Disabled, and Introducing Parents to Your "New Norm"

A new AaQC *and* comment notifications are working? You're spoiling us, Mr Ambassador!

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 2:19 pm 4

On This Horrifying Clown Is Totally Viral!

@frigwiggin "It's mating season, y'know. You just have to spray regularly, or they'll deposit their eggs behind the skirting boards."

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 2:06 pm 2

On This Horrifying Clown Is Totally Viral!

@frigwiggin Well, they could just be unfortunate souls who happen to look that way naturally.
You gotta be sensitive to that kind of thing.

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 1:35 pm 1