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On The riot grrrl, The Activist, The Punk Singer: Interview with Kathleen Hanna

What I wouldn't give to hear that witch version of "Girls". Also, Kathleen, I love you. Always.

Posted on November 26, 2013 at 12:29 pm 2

On The World's First "Vadge Sommelier"?

Posted on October 17, 2013 at 4:45 am 0

On What's the Worst Song to Have Sex To?

I have a fine selection of polka, just for the occasion of sex-ruining. Not really, but it seemed to work wonders on the loud dude I shared a wall with in college. I recommend the "Too Fat Polka". Come to think of it, Weird Al would be just awful, spectacularly awful. Also, any John Philip Sousa.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 10:26 am 3

On Charming Uphill Both Ways in the Snow

@Faintly Macabre Since when is being self-absorbed the antithesis of being charming? Obviously, you can be the embodiment of both.

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 12:46 pm 3

On There's Now A Word For That Feeling

@chnellociraptor I love this one, it makes me feel all melancholy-romantic. I always end up reading them and sighing "Oh!" after each one. Also, puns. omg, "rigor samsa".

Posted on May 15, 2013 at 8:27 pm 0

On Get It, Girl

@S. Elizabeth I think I got a talk from her, too! Very weepy woman with a mullet. Kids had to go up to her and say, "I'm worth waiting for!" to get a pin. I just sat there with my arms crossed, scowling, and when my friends asked why I didn't go up, I told them I didn't believe one word of it, and I knew they didn't either. They replied, "But it's free stuff!!!" Ironically, I ended up the last virgin among them.

Posted on April 18, 2013 at 6:20 pm 1

On Breaking News Round-Up

Wait, how did you know I wanted to be a naturalist? I guess forgetting about my dreams has saved my life countless times. Oh, who am I kidding, I'm afraid to go to a climbing gym. I wouldn't have lasted a day collecting beetles, anyways. 2 hours into it I'm all, "I'm hungry, and sweaty, and my feet hurt. I'm going home."

Posted on March 29, 2013 at 12:11 pm 2

On Album "Review": Waxahatchee's 'Cerulean Salt'

I saw her play a couple of times, and it was pretty much watching an entire room fall in love with her. Swearin' played the second show, too, and were just as amazing...now I'm just bragging. Anyways, go see her live, it will melt you into a puddle of feelings.

Posted on March 8, 2013 at 1:27 am 0

On On "Oracular ejaculation"

@leon s I have cried at Disney movies in the theater, which I am way to cynical to really be a fan of, and afterwards, I am a bit ashamed and I get mad at the movies for making me feel false emotions.

Posted on February 27, 2013 at 1:59 pm 0

On On "Oracular ejaculation"

I once burst into tears in a philosophy seminar in college because we were talking about feelings in the general sense, and it made me emotional. I've had to limit myself on public crying, but I am a proponent.

Posted on February 27, 2013 at 1:54 pm 1