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On On Hair, There and Everywhere, and Intra-Cultural Shame

I think bitches are just bitches. I had a friend suggest that I could be her personal assistant when she makes millions one day. Isn't that sweet. Wow thanks for allowing me to be your assistant. Apparently I am not capable of making money on my own, so I appreciate your generosity. Biaaaaatch.

Beejoli I'm sorry she said that mean thing to you, but she just sounds like a mean girl.

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 4:48 pm 0

On The Breast of Times: 10 Years of Irrational Nipple Controversy

women's bodies do not belong to women. Nipples can only come out when men choose.

Posted on August 18, 2014 at 3:49 pm 0

On “Break Free” vs. “Oops!... I Did It Again”: A Scientific Music Video Comparison of Girls In Space

Thank you Jia!! I love Oops! so much. I have been missing Britney a lot this summer too. If you go to her Vegas show let me know how it is! I had to cancel my plans to see Katy Perry.

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 6:16 pm 0

On August Horoscopes from Galactic Rabbit

@Jennifer Culp I almost sent the Scorpio one to my friend, but i am 100% certain it would freak her out.

Posted on August 4, 2014 at 1:03 pm 1

On Jessie J ft. Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande, "Bang Bang"

I love it! I love fluffy pop. Adding a couple of Katys is a great idea, to push it over the edge into full-on cheese.

Posted on July 29, 2014 at 12:54 pm 0

On You Need a New Man

So... you're saying I need a new man?

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On You Need a New Man

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On Sensual Shampoos, UTIs, and a "Mutual Love of M*A*S*H"

@Emmanuelle Cunt good point, thanks for your perspective. I feel like shit on antibiotics but it feels worse to pee blood, amirite?

I need to shed this vision of my body as an island, autonomous and not needing pharmaceutical companies to stay healthy.

Posted on October 16, 2012 at 4:45 pm 0

On Sensual Shampoos, UTIs, and a "Mutual Love of M*A*S*H"

@LaurenF Yeah, this!! I'm over it!!! Let's take all the sexy out of sex, because every time I get it in I get holy hell fire pain. I have the macrobid, but is it acceptable to take a pill every time I have sex? Is that the life I want? I once asked my doc how women used to deal with UTIs before there were antibiotics available, and she looked at me and said, "women DIED before they were 40". Uh, thanks doc.

Posted on October 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm 1

On Sensual Shampoos, UTIs, and a "Mutual Love of M*A*S*H"

@dracula's ghost

THIS IS THE BEST

Posted on October 16, 2012 at 2:21 pm 1