On Dominique Howard, the 2014 Microsoft Word World Champion

I love that she found something she had a skill for and turned it into something she could thrive in. I am really good at drinking smoothies and sleeping, sign me up for that contest!

Posted on December 23, 2014 at 12:21 pm 0

On A Recent Realization About Drake And Nicki Minaj

That tension is soooo fun though!

Posted on December 23, 2014 at 12:15 pm 0

On On Hair, There and Everywhere, and Intra-Cultural Shame

I think bitches are just bitches. I had a friend suggest that I could be her personal assistant when she makes millions one day. Isn't that sweet. Wow thanks for allowing me to be your assistant. Apparently I am not capable of making money on my own, so I appreciate your generosity. Biaaaaatch.

Beejoli I'm sorry she said that mean thing to you, but she just sounds like a mean girl.

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 4:48 pm 0

On The Breast of Times: 10 Years of Irrational Nipple Controversy

women's bodies do not belong to women. Nipples can only come out when men choose.

Posted on August 18, 2014 at 3:49 pm 0

On “Break Free” vs. “Oops!... I Did It Again”: A Scientific Music Video Comparison of Girls In Space

Thank you Jia!! I love Oops! so much. I have been missing Britney a lot this summer too. If you go to her Vegas show let me know how it is! I had to cancel my plans to see Katy Perry.

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 6:16 pm 0

On August Horoscopes from Galactic Rabbit

@Jennifer Culp I almost sent the Scorpio one to my friend, but i am 100% certain it would freak her out.

Posted on August 4, 2014 at 1:03 pm 1

On Jessie J ft. Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande, "Bang Bang"

I love it! I love fluffy pop. Adding a couple of Katys is a great idea, to push it over the edge into full-on cheese.

Posted on July 29, 2014 at 12:54 pm 0

On You Need a New Man

So... you're saying I need a new man?

Posted on February 14, 2013 at 5:07 pm 2

On You Need a New Man

Posted on February 14, 2013 at 5:07 pm 0

On Sensual Shampoos, UTIs, and a "Mutual Love of M*A*S*H"

@Emmanuelle Cunt good point, thanks for your perspective. I feel like shit on antibiotics but it feels worse to pee blood, amirite?

I need to shed this vision of my body as an island, autonomous and not needing pharmaceutical companies to stay healthy.

Posted on October 16, 2012 at 4:45 pm 0