On 'Pinners Unite for Good!
Austin Pets Alive! I do it out of guilt because I got my dog from a breeder (which I don't regret) but figured I'd donate to APA consistently during his life. They're trying to keep animals from being killed, and I can get behind that.
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On Ask a Clean Person: Dude, Where's My Coach?
@cee Longchamp leather bags are way better. The nylon Le Pliages are ubiquitous.
WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE COACH BAGS?!? There needs to be a Coachtervention. There are like so many good purses out there at that price point that people won't wonder what outlet you got your bag from. Also, down with all logo fabric forever.
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On The Perks of Herpes
WAIT. Y'all. We're suppose to disclose that we get fever blisters? Like I thought it was like a hands-off thing when one was a-brewing, but not if you just had good old oral herpes like EVERY OTHER PERSON. Sorry, all the guys!
Also I can't be the only one who is like "herpes, meh," right? I mean I'm married and the junk hasn't had anything crazy go on, but I did a lot of sex in the single days, so I'd say the chances are are good. I'm not going to be having any New People Sex, but it I did and some guy was like "I got the herp," I'd really only stay away if it was an outbreak. And that would be a raincheck. It makes me sad that people are so embarrassed. People who get creeped out or whatever are, in my opinion, weirdo baby humans who don't understand anything.
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On Beauty Q&A: Too Many Choices
So you guys! This isn't really a question but more of a I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF but also yikes!
I just cut my own hair, I mean cut the holy goddamned out of it. I did like the ponytail method of layering? Followed by some razoring of the shorter layers using my husband's razor? I don't know what possessed me but now I don't really know how to style long hair. Before it was blunt and my hair is thick as hail so it's thinner but it's still pretty long so I guess I do have a question.
How do you style layered hair? I'm trying to grow out my bangs and I used to always wear it up but besides "put some sea spray in it and hope for the best" I don't have a lot of ideas. I am bad at blowdrying as my hair frizzes like whoa, and also I should mention I am flying to Europe tomorrow so I can't be like spending 5 hours trying to do a blowout. This might have been a too-impulsive idea.
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On When Celebrities Propose
My observation is that people who have expectations about "correct" or "appropriate" proposals seem to have a suspiciously high correlation with people who wind up in unsatisfying marriages.
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On Go Somewhere, Anywhere
Booked our tickets for Amsterdam, Bruges and Paris last weekend. Who wants to come?
Also maybe Israel in the fall?
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On On Female Desire
@Decca Nothing can express this more succinctly than the tattoo of Hedonism-Bot I have planned.
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On Skinny Jeans for Algernon
@Lindsey Bahr@facebook You know what I say? "Fuck it.". I'm fat, y'all and if I only wore flattering things, everything I owned would be black and a wrap dress and then I would die of BOREDOM. I'll fuckin' wear skinny jeans, with these big-ass thighs and ham calves and ALSO I am not wearing heels because they hurt and I don't give a fuuuck about lengthening my squatty self.
Everyone wear skinny jeans if you want to! Who cares! Life is short! Fashion is trivial! Fuck the haters! Your legs are hot!
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On Things I Could Have Said to Connie Britton When She Came Into My Coffee Shop the Other Day
@suiterkin My husband doesn't watch FNL so he didn't care, and she kind of insisted. It would have been super weird to refuse. "No thanks, we hate each other after this vacation. If I sit next to him I'll murder him."
Also, no, it was first. Cheap upgrades!
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On Apropos of Nada
Carolita is my fucking HERO.