On A Reasonable Review of One Direction's New Album, Which Is the Best Album Ever

man, remember the halcyon days when the majority of hairpin comments weren't about working from home? what is up with all these spam posts?

Posted on December 3, 2013 at 1:20 pm 1

On Lord I Lift Your Camp On High

@everyone - oh man, you guys are killing me with this thread. now these songs will be in my head the rest of the day.
hallelu- hallelu- hallelu- hallelujah PRAISE YE THE LORD!

Posted on August 1, 2013 at 1:36 pm 0

On Moody & Mute Mini-Playlist: Friendzone, Forest Swords, 65 Days of Static

ah, thank you for this. i was (am still?) having a total crap morning and this is exactly what i need.

Posted on July 29, 2013 at 9:57 am 0

On 11 Facts About Victoria Grayson's Calligraphy-Covered Fabric Throne

this post is relevant to my interests. i watched the most recent episode last night and basically just screamed "oh shit!" at my tv during the last 15 minutes. and i have spent many minutes of my life wondering about that damn chair.

Posted on January 9, 2013 at 12:56 pm 1

On Beware White Tuna Sushi

@TheGirl'sAlright is it DK's on lamar? because their escolar is TO DIE FOR. if you order enough sushi, they just start sending you free plates of it. i saw this article and it made me sad. but i'll probably still eat the escolar.

Posted on December 11, 2012 at 10:48 am 0

On Drunk Pics, Hot Sisters, and Long-Distance Dumping

@Emmanuelle Cunt i wasn't even sure what kind of response he was expecting from prudie. "sure, tell your wife that since her inferior asian eggs are useless, you would prefer a white baby, because of all the racism a mixed-race baby would face, which you are 100% sure she has never experienced (magically?). she's going to be totally cool with that." my head was exploding as i read that. and i made extra sure not to look at the comments for that one, because i'm sure they were terrible.

sometimes i read that column just to feel better about my own problems. at least my family isn't demanding that i reconcile with my ex-husband who left me for my sister to start his dream family. WTF.

Posted on November 30, 2012 at 6:15 pm 1

On Man Dissatisfied With Meal

@meetapossum they did one on this bar here in austin that happens to serve amazing burgers and made it seem like a family-style restaurant, so people started showing up with their kids and were genuinely upset when they got turned away. it was pretty funny.

Posted on November 14, 2012 at 1:46 pm 0

On Be Less Crazy About ... Weight

@KeLynn @roughe i totally agree. i had to make a "lifestyle change" because my blood sugar was out of control. it did restrict my diet in the sense that i had to cut down on sugar, but really it made me stop and pay attention to what is in the food that i eat. and now i am more mindful of what i eat and have a different relationship with food that i have to continue in order to be healthy. i don't feel restricted. i feel a lot better, actually. if you are talking about like, "cutting out carbs" as a lifestyle change, then yeah, that's restrictive eating. but i wouldn't call that a true lifestyle change.

Posted on July 17, 2012 at 2:44 pm 1

On Breaking Up Is Hard to Do With Dignity

@wee_ramekin hahaha, i only ever saw the angela lansbury, and i was very confused for a minute.

Posted on May 2, 2012 at 4:52 pm 2

On Drinking, Pets, and Babies

@queenieliz "If you don't like animals, don't date people with animals." - WORD. i just don't understand how like, she has had the cat the WHOLE TIME they have been together, and he's just now deciding that he hates it. i guess i could understand being frustrated if the cat gets old and sick, like other people have said, but LW3 didn't say anything about that.

Posted on May 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm 0