By Briony Fields on Out With the October, In With the New Susan Miller Forecast

Gahhh, Susan Miller! I started reading her almost three years ago, when "Saturn is in your house making life very difficult". This was supposed to ease up in like, 8 months and not happen again for 40 more years or something, but then she was like, PSYCH! Now all the other planets are combining in a special never seen before way to make your life hell for the next four years, lol!

Anyway, she hasn't been wrong about my life being shit, so points to her I guess.

Posted on November 1, 2013 at 11:46 am 2

By camanda on Friday Open Thread

This week at work was horrendous, particularly today, and I have to go back there tomorrow, and wahhh. I almost cried today, actually, but talking to my mom helped. I love my mom. And then I took a nap.

Also, other than work, I have felt really great this week. I don't want to go into detail, but, uhm, it turns out that receiving positive sexual attention from a man does a lot for my self-esteem. (Nothing has actually happened, still got my V-card here, but, you know, sexy talking and whatnot.) So uh yeah that is pretty great. /flits away

Posted on October 25, 2013 at 4:22 pm 2

By allofthewine on Friday Open Thread

I'm getting married one week from tomorrow! and my mommy is coming in town tomorrow to help with last minute tasks! and it's going to be so fun and I am not worried just very very excited. :D <3 :D

Posted on October 25, 2013 at 4:13 pm 13

By adorable-eggplant on Friday Open Thread

@alannaofdoom Problematically, it's possible to get stuck on the 'hhheey' part, so try to power through that quickly.

Posted on October 25, 2013 at 4:04 pm 2

By I'm Right on Top of that, Rose on Diana Nyad, Ryan Lochte, and Richard Simmons Walk Into a Bar

Listing Ryan Lochte AND a dog is a bit redundant...AMIRIGHT? Tip your waitress.

Posted on October 8, 2013 at 1:51 pm 4

By and it's not even my birthday on “This book is a warning of how bad things can get for a single man looking for beautiful, feminine, sexy women"

I'd like to think that the whole Bang series was just buildup to this sneaky, satirical endorsement of progressive policies: people are more secure and douchebags can't get laid.

Posted on October 4, 2013 at 11:28 am 20

By Jocasta Carr on “This book is a warning of how bad things can get for a single man looking for beautiful, feminine, sexy women"

Oh hey, it's almost like economic security and a social safety net give women a greater sense of confidence and sexual agency, and help keep them from feeling that they need to get a man to be secure and have value as human beings! Funny, that.

Posted on October 4, 2013 at 11:14 am 21

By LilRedCorvette on “This book is a warning of how bad things can get for a single man looking for beautiful, feminine, sexy women"

Here's hoping my combined glee and disgust at this story will telekinetically manifest as a cleansing fire.

Posted on October 4, 2013 at 11:08 am 13

By lasso tabasco on Friday Open Thread

8 days smoke free! It's so much easier now that I've decided I want to do it, as opposed to the past times I've quit for some douche guy threatening me with a breakup. What awesome things have ya'll accomplished this week?

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 5:35 pm 10

By yeah-elle on You Can't Mansplain a Pantsuit

@meetapossum He was a total stranger, and I don't think I even said anything to him besides "ummmm" before deciding that skedaddling off BART was probably a better use of my time.

His "even food" comment made me laugh internally though because one of my closest friends has an elaborate fantasy where she plans to one day put yogurt in a ziplock bag in her purse, eat it in public with a spoon right out of her purse, and loudly proclaim, "PURSE YOGURT! THE ULTIMATE LADY FOOD!" to everyone she passes.

Posted on September 19, 2013 at 2:07 pm 17