@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher I can TRY to tone it down, I just get really excited about outer space.
Thank You for linking to my application! I so very desperately want to go into space! You can vote every day! SIGTVFMTGTSOIGTCYFT! Not a threat! An inside joke puzzle! I'm non-violent! Are you afraid of Heights? G Forces? Re-Entry into the Atmosphere? Vote for someone who is none of those things! (Me!)
Breaking News: For those of us who still go to hairpin.com instead of THEhairpin.com ... The former domain is now for sale! Can we like all chip in or something?
Current debate amongst my friends over e-mail. "Is this a waste of spaghetti?"
Ah - Thank You. Do you think since they had her address and phone number its also possible people just sent her a lot of pizzas? Maybe I should get into the trolling biz.
She's "Tired of eating pizza"? Is that an internet thing? Or just she's just tangentially tired of eating pizza? Is that a thing? Who could get tired of eating pizza? Unless she means like physically exhausted from eating slice after slice after slice.
Why couldn't the dogs and cats go into the extra room? They just ran right through the wall to the outside! Terrifying.
I borrowed House of Leaves from the library, lost it, paid an extremely large fine, later found it, lost it again, and then bought it from a bookstore. It currently sits on my shelf collecting dust with no less than 3 bookmarks in it.
Has ANYONE ever finished that book? Is there a reward? Like do the list of building materials in the extra rooms ever pay off? Footnotes!
That "Tiny House" wasn't made into a real show is the largest missed opportunity in the history of branded entertainment. The failure of "Cavemen" built on the GEICO cavemen ads likely put the nail in the coffin forever, but the operating budget of Tiny House would have been much lower and could have survived on cable (HGTV, DIY) for two or three seasons.
It would have been "Awesome"
Last year at my Christmas party I went to put all (48 or so) pigs in blankets in the oven but I dropped the tray and they all fell on the floor. This was mid-party so the floor was already pretty dirty. Let's face it the floor didn't start that clean.
Long story short, the reason to invite only close friends to a X-mas party is because they will talk you into heating them up anyway. They taste the same.