It never would have occurred to me to want to ear an orange peel, but now I really really do.
Also I will take the Lalique brooch. And I wouldn't turn down the eagle bracelet. And I may need to bonsai brooch as well.
THE OCTOPUS EARRINGS
I NEED THEM
I CAN'T BREATHE
@Jen@twitter It happens to me sometimes, period-like cramps RIGHT AFTER having an orgasm, even if it's clitoral. It really sucks and yeah, I'm gonna talk to my dr. about it. End of the TMI!
Ask a Queer Chick is my faaaaaaaaaaavorite and I wish it happened every week, nay, every day!
LW3: I'm a cis lady and my partner is a cis guy. We have sex all the time, and only rarely is it p-in-v! Granted, as you alluded to in your letter...we met due to a shared kink. *shrugs* I think because we met specifically talking about sex (are you in Seattle or Portland? try the stranger's lustlab profiles!) it made it easier to have it out on front street as it were and to discuss what we like. Due to medical reasons, my partner rarely ejaculates/experiences orgasm and one of the first things he told me when we started out was that he appreciated that I didn't place pressure on him to orgasm. We've really gotten in to tantric massage (don't laugh! it feels great!) and more often than not it's digital penetration that gets me off. Sure, lots of guys do associate p-in-v as the be all end all, but not everyone does. My last partner (and current bestie/roomie) was also much more confident using his hands, and we had great sex.
So they exist! really! Just be open and up front about it and your chances of finding a compatible partner expands. Good luck!
@MaryJReno my roomate's [NAME??] half-sister [IS FATHER REMARRIED OR MOTHER? MAY BE GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO TALK ABOUT WORK-LIFE BALANCE] makes $74/hour [IS THIS CONFIRMED] on the computer [WHAT MODEL? NEW COMPUTER? PROBABLY MAC AIR??]. She has been fired from work [WHY WAS SHE FIRED? DETAILS] for five months ["FUNEMPLOYED" MAYBE] but last month her paycheck was $21376 [PAID EVERY MONTH? BIWEEKLY?] just working on the computer for a few hours [PER DAY? IS SHE A WEBCAM GIRL???? DON'T BURY THIS LEDE]. you could look here WWW.Ring77.COm [WE NEED A BETTER LOOKING URL]
By zamboni on Wednesday Open Thread
@yeah-elle TEPID DUDES TO THE LEFT. Sorry, though. :(
Imagine, if you hadn't asked him out you'd probably still be pining over him and thinking he is the cat's pajamas. Instead, you are a badass with a bunch of imminent amazing food options.
@ clara morena Hooray!! DO ask the Arch-Boy out. What an exhilarating sense of Doing A Thing you will feel afterward! Very not Carrie Bradshaw of you.
If I may - - I suggest that you cut out the end line "If you do not want to.." as there's no need to instruct him in what to do if he's not interested. Let him work it out in his own way. You can always delete a sad "Sorry, no" text, or mock it amongst friends later! I say, sally forth with confidence! Don't make it seem that you anticipate uninterest! Stun with your irresistible awesomeness!
By yeah-elle on Friday Open Thread
guys guys guys, i am just so happy about this that i have no compunction about gloating about it here.
when i finally got to spend like half an hour making out with my crush-that-i-asked-out, he kept stopping just to hug me and mutter little things like "oh man" and "jeez" and kiss the side of my head.
it's so cheesy and yet i am so happyyyyy, i am spending a ridiculous amount of time just smiling off into the ether like a total nutjob. it's scary guyssss i'm happy it's scary.
By iceberg on Friday Open Thread
This week with the BBs:
1. Dimples, 4am, wailing at top of lungs: "I want hot ice cream!"
2. Officially the weirdest thing they've taken to bed with them: ziplock bags full of pennies.
3. I am WORN OUT y'all.
Just just read the 1st paragraph and had to come here and say that the liquid probably was a drink. It is quite common in México, the drink-in-a-bag thing... sadly, the weird-guy-with-no-boundaries? Also commom.
I love snorkeling and it is the only situation in which I also lose pretty much all fear.
I've missed your writing, Edith! Will this be available in Amazon Mexico? Say yes.