Why are the FoTs becoming quieter and shorter every week? Are 'Pinners migrating to The Toast. Ok, that's cool, The Toast is ace! But here is ace too! POST MOAR.
Also this week I went to Paris and made friends with some stray cats in Montmartre. It was great.
@Onymous So, you'd like still photos of midwives, and for the camera to slowly pan and zoom in, then fade and go to the next still photo? (That's a Burns burn.)
34 - but all the women were desiring or contemplative. Only the men were allowed to be angry or hostile or suspicious. Also only the men were allowed to be anything other than 24 with plucked eyebrows. I've just seen on the comments that these are images from movies - which explains a lot. Women in films are only allowed to be desirous and 24. Men can be anything.
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose
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Heh. Sorry. I had to. You said "boobs".
I may have lost my baby teeth, but when it comes to boobs, I will never lose my adolescent brain.
My devotion to Susan Miller was my guilty secret, can't believe all you Pinners are on there too. Granted, lately she's been completely off, because my finances don't just get stormy on the days she says - they're ALWAYS stormy. I'm still hanging out for that windfall, though...
@KJZ It is entirely possible that your child will be a griffin, if I understand astrology.
oohhh that is just bad - spreading your weird toilet brush issues around and infecting us regular folk with yet more cleaning inadequacy!! You are the reason I hesitate to invite people around until I have been to their house and I know how clean my house needs to be when they visit!!
@elissa_what? Yes!!!! but I might laugh too much during the line "Got buffoons eating my pussy while I watch cartoons"
50% standing in line at CVS with essentially a small mountain of pads because they are on sale and very much needed (and then I'll never run have to buy them again, ahahaha-oh wait), and the only other item I am buying is chocolate BECAUSE OF REASONS.
25% refusing to get barefoot wine because 'that is a relic of my college days; I am more sophisticated now and I buy TRADER JOES WINE', and then when a friend asks me what kind of booze to get me as thanks for dog-sitting, I reply "oh, you know, a box of wine is fine. Any kind. I'm not picky."
25% being obsessed with That Obscure Place Abroad I Went To That Time, You've Probably Never Heard Of It But It's my iPhone Background and Changed Me Forever.(this would take up 100% of the pie but there are extenuating circumstances that I believe exempt me from being actually the most horrible person ever for this)
I sometimes get the 'your phone is vibrating' feeling in my leg as if my phone is in my pocket when it isn't. And it hasn't been on 'vibrate' setting since probably early college, because I decided the buzz of vibration was just as irritating to me as the unexpected ringtone/text notification. So that's weird.
I don't mind not having signal, but for some reason running out the battery entirely freaks me out a bit, in that "but what if something happens!?" way.
as long as i can play candy crush oh god i have a problem