On Every Sperm Is More Sacred Than We Guessed

@Miss Maszkerádi Since I personally don't wish to be extinguished, I can't be cavalier about the mass extinction of future humans. It seems a bit hypocritical. Are humans also the only hypocritical animals?

Posted on April 30, 2013 at 7:44 pm 0

On Good Boyfriend, Bad Boyfriend: The Game

@Kirs Except for Donnie Darko...but Swayze did have incredibly kind-looking eyes.

Posted on April 26, 2013 at 5:26 pm 0

On Good Boyfriend, Bad Boyfriend: The Game

@themegnapkin The rule for Colin Firth is Clean-shaven: Good boyfriend :: Mustache: Bad boyfriend.

Posted on April 26, 2013 at 5:24 pm 1

On How to End Your Celebrity Profile: The Soundtrack

Gwyneth Paltrow is misspelled twice up there. Gwyneth forbid!

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 5:46 pm 1

On The Siamese Hair-Twin Ghosts

@olivia I think they're amazing.

Posted on April 5, 2013 at 2:20 pm 0

On Avocados for Lunch

I love avocados, but only when they're in the perfect state between unripe and brown/mushy. Any tips on selecting these perfect avocados? I feel like they're hard to find at the market.

Posted on March 25, 2013 at 6:17 pm 0

On All the Songs Featured on the Soundtrack of the 1982 Film Adaptation of "Annie," Discussed

@lucy snowe Gloria Grahame as Ado Annie in "Oklahoma." It's kind of whine-singing. "I caaaaaaint sayyyyy no."

Posted on March 19, 2013 at 4:57 pm 1

On "Starstruck," The Kinks AND Rachel Shukert

Talk to Rachel about Smash! Her recaps are brilliant.

Posted on March 15, 2013 at 4:57 pm 0

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: The Many Faces of Barbara Stanwyck

Phyllis: There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour.
Walter: How fast was I going, officer?
Phyllis: I'd say around ninety.
Walter: Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.
Phyllis: Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.
Walter: Suppose it doesn't take.
Phyllis: Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.
Walter: Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.
Phyllis: Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder.
Walter: That tears it.

Posted on March 13, 2013 at 4:24 pm 4

On Pineapple Milkshakes and De Koonings

This was beautiful and heartbreaking. It both captures the uniqueness of Nora Ephron, especially her marvelous wit, and the universal experience of losing a beloved parent.

Posted on March 7, 2013 at 2:58 pm 1