By George Templeton Strong on When I Die, Bury Me With Several Carefully Embalmed Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
@Hellcat The holidays are upon us and all of those are super simple to make! I've made all of them and I'm no Ina Garten. I wouldn't suggest passing around the bacon-wrapped scallops while the kids are playing with the dreidel (unless you're with the Jewish friends I have) but now until January 1st is the perfect and really only time to eat your fill. Plus you can make a little extra and bring them for lunch and guiltlessly explain that you had a few leftovers from when you had a few friends over. Signed, someone who regularly orders bagels with lox and a schmear and asks the sympathetic deli guy to put the bagel on the side, because that is reserved for peanut butter. And sometimes Nutella.
By does it need saying on When I Die, Bury Me With Several Carefully Embalmed Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Bacon jerky and super sharp cheddar and saltines and butter - that should do me.
A varied and bountiful cheese board, with fig jam and little pickles and an assortment of Carr's crackers. And a slice of really dark, dense, fudgy chocolate cake with a little dollop of whipped cream on top.
@Hellcat It is the best kind of terrible!
Full disclosure: the Flowers in the Attic books were the first books my mum read in English when she came to the UK! I'm not sure if she remembers the terrible things though, because when I came home with a mangy old copy at age 10 she was all, 'Beam! Vir-zhiniya Androuz! This was the first book I read in English!' instead of, you know, telling me to wait a few years, hehe.
@Hellcat Oh my god, the Flowers in the Attic movie was part of the Netflix "Halloween Movies" suggestions. Terrifying indeed, but also really fun to explain to ladyfriend who hadn't heard of it before. "Why is that one scary?"
@Hellcat Truer words were never spoken.
@punzy don't tell me you love me
By punzy on The Hoarders Pie
I love throwing things away, but I still have a giant CD binder full of albums I ripped years ago. Why do I still have this thing? Am I worried I won't be able to find Nightranger's greatest hits when I need them? Also, did you know Nightranger had more than Sister Christian?
@Hellcat Oh noooo I was not trying to make you feel bad about the relative size of your problems. In fact I suspected I might sound like an ass if your problems were bigger than mine so strike that from your head, your problems are real and don't feel bad about them. You are allowed to be sad or annoyed and I didn't mean to take that away from you!
My cat is not as photogenic as your cats so I am a leeeetle bit jealous (black kitty, basement apartment). Please post more pictures at yr convenience.
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