@SmartCookie For some reason, the way the daughter says "orange creme" annoys the hell out of me.
I am proud to say that I Christmas shopped, and online only (my love of actual shopping is second to my hatred of Black Friday crowds). I am not as proud to say that I did throw in a few things for myself while I was at it, mainly because one website I like e-mailed me some "please, please come back; you've got shit in your cart!" coupons.
(Why, why, why do I keep having to log back in every 12 seconds?)
@George Templeton Strong I should try! I have actually been doing a little more (very easy) cooking than ever lately! And, yes to that lox and cream cheese!
@adorable-eggplant Oh, I know the feeling. I have actually had a waitress agree to "accidentally" leave a half-full tray with me. I loved her.
And at my high school reunion a few years ago, I was outside smoking when my (then new) BF came running out with a handful of bacon-wrapped scallops, saying he didn't want me to miss them… to a chorus of "awww"s from all the chicks I was standing with.
I have to disagree with this decision, and demand a recount. Clearly the right answer can be only Louis CK or Rob Zombie.
I accidentally juiced (that is a terrible verb) a few weeks ago when I got a cold or a sinus infection or some such nonsense that made me miserable and not hungry and convinced I could flush the illness out of me.
@stonefruit Me. I keep getting logged out every few minutes.
Bacon-wrapped scallops! Salmon pinwheels! Figs with brie! Stuffed mushrooms! All the foods they foist upon you at wedding-reception cocktail hours!
I keep getting logged out every two seconds today... irritating! And now I am sooooo hungry...
@stonefruit I am, in fact, right now cleaning the crumbs from my keyboard after my most recent bag (and debating another).
Roasted brussels sprouts and baked pumpkin mac & cheese forever! Also, you guys, the new (I think) Cheesy Garlic Bread flavor of Lay's potato chips!