On Pretty Women on Bikes

As I am a firefighter, that's really shitty news to me.

Posted on August 18, 2013 at 1:49 am 0

On Pretty Women on Bikes

Thank you, oh unsolicited male voice for giving me yet another way to cater to your ideals in the hopes of finally snaring myself a man.
I wear a helmet because I enjoy having the full use of my brain and nervous system.

Posted on August 17, 2013 at 12:39 am 1

On A Chat With The Hairpin's New Editor, Emma Carmichael

I must admit, I am one of the ones who has felt that this site has been "slipping" for awhile now. I used to read it religiously, every article, every comment. Some of you may remember me.
Now, I feel like I miss very few truly excellent posts if I check once a week and skim it.
I'm interested to see where this all goes.

Posted on May 8, 2013 at 6:33 pm 9

On Conversations With Old Men

I feel like there is a big difference between "obviously flirting" and "conversationally, joking, flirting."
At least, I hope there is. Cause that second one? It's my main form of communication with most ages and both genders.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 1:27 pm 1

On Are You Sure You Know How to Wash Your Face?

My bathroom looks like it rained after I wash my face. I am SO bad at this. Also, my bangs get soaked. Even when I pin them back

Posted on November 7, 2012 at 1:24 pm 5

On Assumptions

@lora.bee Oh god. I don't have a medicine cabinet, but it WILL happen when I dry my face and open my eyes after washing my face. I know it.

Posted on November 7, 2012 at 1:18 pm 1

On Assumptions

I'm not even gonna answer that, cause I'm already assuming you'll never reply back.
My poor heart couldn't take it.

Posted on November 7, 2012 at 1:13 pm 2

On Assumptions

@smidge In my city yeah. I also grew up in a city with CRAZY high gang activity though.

Posted on November 7, 2012 at 12:57 pm 0

On Assumptions

@teaandcakeordeath Ummm... yeah I grew up in a part of town where shoes on the telephone wires marked the edges of gangs territories/drug lords. So that's what they remind me of.

Posted on November 7, 2012 at 12:32 pm 0

On Assumptions

If that guy doesn't text back, it's because he literally HATES me.

Posted on November 7, 2012 at 12:03 pm 17