I wanna live in Los Angeles, not the one in South California, they got one in South Patagonia

On UTI News

Is this the part where I get on my soap box and talk about overprescription of antibiotics is leading to scary super-bacteria? ...because I can, and I will

Posted on April 11, 2012 at 10:49 am 1

On Gowns Unfit for Promenade

I wore such an elegant floor length black Betsey Johnson dress which is still in my closet 10 years later and I can't figure out what occasion to wear it out. Maybe now with boots and a jean jacket?!?!

Posted on March 29, 2012 at 10:45 am 6

On Beauty Q&A: Too Many Choices

I have a serrrrious problem with over-buying Kat Von D pallettes but i love them all and the pigments are all bright and amazing!!!

Posted on March 28, 2012 at 3:25 pm 0

On Super Deep Conditioning: A Review

I got a free deep conditioning one time because my hair stylist was late and I noticed post-washing.....absolutely NOTHING. agree with Jane!

Posted on March 23, 2012 at 2:06 pm 0

On How Not to Order a Drink, Part Four

The first four hours of being in Vegas is the best feeling in the world. The last 12 hours are the darkest days of anyone's life.

Posted on March 22, 2012 at 5:02 pm 9

On "Was My Face Red!"

those columns were like the first blogs!

Posted on March 22, 2012 at 1:38 pm 3

On How Not to Order a Drink, Part Three

Posted on March 15, 2012 at 5:49 pm 0

On Birthdays at the Office

My office is full of chubby office lady types who organize birthday treats like they are the mother-f**king United Nations

Posted on March 6, 2012 at 12:19 pm 5

On Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week

@Jolie Kerr we are living in the 21st century. Both my baby cousins (19 and 21) are already tatted up! Fancy sweatshirts should be the least of our worries.

Posted on March 2, 2012 at 12:25 pm 1

On Joyful Noises

@Marzipan In Los Angeles, those big public schools have terrible education, drugs, and a lot violence. So that's a reason for private schools!

Posted on February 15, 2012 at 12:50 pm 1