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On Friday Open Thread

@wharrgarbl yay! I love new blog time! Mine is Paper Buttons

Posted on September 7, 2012 at 5:52 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@melis pseudonymous blog commenting is the new shouting through the rain.

Posted on September 7, 2012 at 5:45 pm 11

On Skinny-Dipping, S.O. Weight Gain, and Walk[ing] Away [From] Renee

@Diana Yeah, when I broke up with my own Renee I felt like I had reached adulthood in this weird way. But it was strange how our breakup was seen by a few mutual friends. It was like it was a betrayal. Like breaking up with a pal of a nine months is somehow unforgivable. One was like, "Why'd you 'drop' Renee?" And I felt like yelling, "Because she was obsessive and controlling and mean and if a DUDE was behaving like that you'd give me props for dumping his creepy ass!!" But instead I said something like "We just grew apart." Which I guess means I'm a wimp?

Posted on August 24, 2012 at 3:11 pm 2

On Outdated Beauty Advice From Helen Gurley Brown

@Scandyhoovian Bukkake? Heavens no, far too many calories. Just keep very still and carefully spread ONE teaspoon of ice cold semen on your visage. You never SAW such a complexion. Rinse with bleach. He'll be quite pleased.

Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:23 pm 7

On Outdated Beauty Advice From Helen Gurley Brown

@Scandyhoovian In another excerpt I heard her extoll the virtues of a "semen mask" so...

Posted on August 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm 2

On The Best Time I Published With Harlequin

Oh I love this!
When we were all getting our MFAs five of us got together to write a smutty pirate story. We were cocky of course, but ended up having the same revelations you mention: it's actually serious work that you have to care about to do well. (Plus five people trying to write one coherent thing is a pretty stupid idea in general.)
We never got our smut published, but I really do want to try again on my own someday, and this has inspired me! Thanks!

Posted on August 13, 2012 at 8:02 pm 1

On A Brief History of Domestic Goddesses

@Binnebrook Well I did see macrame BALLOON holders on some blog recently, so... that's useful...

Posted on August 10, 2012 at 2:33 pm 0

On The Best Time I Went to the Orthodontist on LSD

Posted on July 17, 2012 at 5:49 pm 0

On The Best Time I Went to the Orthodontist on LSD

No way! I can't believe the ending. That's amazing. Super great writing btw, it really took me back to my own misspent youth.
Do HS kids still do acid as much as they did in the 90s? Or are they more into like, I dunno meth now?

Posted on July 17, 2012 at 5:24 pm 0

On It's Not the Destination

wait what are we talking about? deadlines? pshaw.

Posted on July 12, 2012 at 6:21 pm 3