I started working out with the explicit goal of getting a bigger ass. So yeah, those squats are working and the panties I bought to celebrate look a lot like those. BIG HIPS BIG ASS CAN'T LOSE.
I WANT A TINY BRONZE DICK.
Maybe I'm a Philistine but that sounds delicious.
There's a stretch of highway through Rockford where you can only pick up the Christian Rock and I am ashamed to say I thought it was an alt-rock station for YEARS.
@j-i-a I am from the midwest and I approve this pie.
@Julie the T My mom doesn't make me talk about this kind of stuff but my Dad is El Jefe of pointless conversation. Golf! How big the strawberries (he didn't buy) at the store were! The weather! Republicans! Golf again! More golf!
Americanah is the best book I've read in a while. READ IT!
My favorite part of the Paleo diet is how actual paleolithic people ate mostly grains.
Paleo, more like faileo.
"If I die on top of Machu Picchu texting "omg what a bitch" to the person standing next to me, I will not die ashamed."