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On Overheard at a Women-Only Charity Event

“You guys are all so beautiful. Like, there’s not enough time to hug you all and grab all your butts.”

I have said this exact thing I want to go to this ladies only charity event and touch some butts in the spirit of friendship.

Posted on August 7, 2014 at 12:04 pm 0

On I Came Dressed to Kill: Tracking the Nicki Minaj Makeunder

Great piece. I'm digging watching Nicki evolve, I can't get enough of her.

Posted on August 6, 2014 at 4:48 pm 0

On Sophie, "Lemonade"

Are all of their single covers slides? Cause that's a thing I'm into.

Posted on July 29, 2014 at 5:21 pm 0

On A Brief Transcription of Pantie Chatter

I started working out with the explicit goal of getting a bigger ass. So yeah, those squats are working and the panties I bought to celebrate look a lot like those. BIG HIPS BIG ASS CAN'T LOSE.

Posted on April 2, 2014 at 1:50 pm 1

On Did You Bring Your Dick to the Table?

I WANT A TINY BRONZE DICK.

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 10:58 am 1

On Who Will Join Me at Red Robin for a Wineshake

Maybe I'm a Philistine but that sounds delicious.

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 10:37 am 1

On The Heartland Pie

There's a stretch of highway through Rockford where you can only pick up the Christian Rock and I am ashamed to say I thought it was an alt-rock station for YEARS.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 5:14 pm 2

On The Heartland Pie

@j-i-a I am from the midwest and I approve this pie.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 5:13 pm 1

On Who We Tell When We Watch Our Parents Die

Perfection.

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 4:41 pm 1

On What My Mom Wishes I Was Blogging About

@Julie the T My mom doesn't make me talk about this kind of stuff but my Dad is El Jefe of pointless conversation. Golf! How big the strawberries (he didn't buy) at the store were! The weather! Republicans! Golf again! More golf!

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 11:29 am 5