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On Mmmm, Human Cheese

Also: "Nobody will eat these cheeses..." THANKS FOR THE REASSURANCE

Posted on November 22, 2013 at 10:56 am 0

On Mmmm, Human Cheese

Nooooo

Posted on November 22, 2013 at 10:53 am 0

On The Pickup Artists of PUAHate

@stuffisthings JC Denton!!

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 3:31 pm 0

On The Pickup Artists of PUAHate

Oh fuck, I feel like an ass. I just 'like'd my own comment with trying to 'like' stonefruit's. STONEFRUIT MY ONE LIKE IS FOR YOU

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 2:52 pm 2

On Saying No to Juice

Okay, I have juiced for 3 days (never again) & for one day (I may do that again) because, I dunno, I like it? I do Blueprint (I don't work for them, I promiseeee), & the juices taste REALLY good. But aside from that, I also make green juice to drink in the mornings. Again, because I like it? And I like throwing all my green vegetables into a blender & pretending they're going straight into my bloodstream & giving me SUPER ENERGY AND VITAMINS? to start my day with? & it's not really practical to eat a kale salad at 7 in the morning. I get fiber during my other meals.

I'm under no illusions about "toxins" or whatever, but I like the concept of juicing. End confession, I guess??

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 2:50 pm 0

On The Pickup Artists of PUAHate

Beta eyes? Rape game? D'fuck? (I will try to dredge up smarter things to say, but my initial impression is just, WHAT is this lingo, even?)

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 2:43 pm 6

On When I Die, Bury Me With Several Carefully Embalmed Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

Mac & cheese.

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 11:13 am 1

On The Best Time I Lost a Tampon and Found My Cervix

@likearollingpin yeah, same. I can touch my cervix basically anytime I want to (....humblebrag??) so I am thinking, what, I have a short vagina or something?

Posted on November 19, 2013 at 2:21 pm 0

On The Best Time I Lost a Tampon and Found My Cervix

You should definitely find your cervix. It really does feel like a nose, like they all say.

Posted on November 18, 2013 at 4:35 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@cabber "I'm just not interested in my home being some crashpad for all of this crap." <-- I feel like you should say exactly this? Maybe say it nicer, but I think it's a totally legit reason, & not to categorize men as all One Thing, buuuut in GENERAL men like legit-seeming reasons? And I mean, he has to realize his friend is kind of spiraling into the dramz, too, right?

Posted on November 15, 2013 at 4:47 pm 0