By dtowngirl on Pass the Cranberry Chodes: Christmas, According to a December 1951 Copy of Woman's Day
The Cranberry Come-On is a come-on that might just work on me.
Reading Between the Texts is hands down my favorite thing to ever exist on the Internet. Happy birthday, Katie Heaney, and thank you for your texting wisdom which is hilarious and on point as always!
I don't think I've ever been with a guy with a REALLY big dick (probably for the best?), but I did once sleep with a guy with huge balls. Just enormous. He said a worried gf once made him go to the doctor, who told him he was fine, but "in the 99th percentile". So if you want to do a follow up interview, I know a guy.
@mollpants Dude, the first time I encountered a big dick--and not even like, porn star big, just bigger than average--I was like "Let's measure it! I'll get my sewing tape!" I can't believe no one's measured this guy's.
@Better to Eat You With That's...a pretty aggressive nickname, not gonna lie.
@Blushingflwr You presume too much
I'm having a hard time believing he hasn't measured it. My intel (read: boyfriendz) says that most dudes have gotten around to doing it at some point...from the rest of the interview, he seems like kind of a bashful, thoughtful dude, so my gut tells me he knows but doesn't wanna say.
With that said how big is it, seriously we won't tell
By yeah-elle on Friday Open Thread
guys guys guys, i am just so happy about this that i have no compunction about gloating about it here.
when i finally got to spend like half an hour making out with my crush-that-i-asked-out, he kept stopping just to hug me and mutter little things like "oh man" and "jeez" and kiss the side of my head.
it's so cheesy and yet i am so happyyyyy, i am spending a ridiculous amount of time just smiling off into the ether like a total nutjob. it's scary guyssss i'm happy it's scary.
@lobsterhug Something definitely exploded, but it wasn't my ovaries. Eyo! *high five*
I...I just...I think my ovaries exploded?
This interview was amazing and he seems like the perfect combination of big dick and progressive and sensitive.