On Are You a Grown Woman? An Informal Survey

@TheMnemosyne Bernie's farm!

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 4:07 pm 0

On Happy Yogurt Ghost Holidays

YOGURT GHOST <3 (also go away spammers)

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 12:17 pm 1

On Teenage Girls, as Imagined By an 8-Year-Old in 1991

Oh my god, I did this exact same thing (with the fun facts & little outfits & everything). hahaha

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 12:28 pm 1

On Erica Gets An IV

@Onymous I am same way with the giggling, during any uncomfortable medical procedure, really. When I sprained my ankle, the doctor spent minutes deliberately pressing the air cast onto me (to help the swelling? to shape it? I forget) & I was just giggling the whole time. Terrible.

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 2:16 pm 0

On Get This Kay Jewelers Commercial Out My Face

@stroopwafel yeah it is seriously.... I mean, I am guilty of being entranced by diamonds (SHINY) but this design is just ugly :( Apart from everything.

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 10:56 am 1

On 917 People Who Are Hotter Than Benedict Cumberbatch


Posted on December 6, 2013 at 4:46 pm 1

On Ask a Dietitian: Salt Cravings, Workout Food, and Things to Eat When I'm Stressed

I don't know, if I want to see diet/nutrition/exercise tips, I want to see it on The Hairpin, where it will be encased in Body Positivity & Feminism, you know? I am interested in these things, but the rest of the internet is a scary place to read about them...

Posted on December 2, 2013 at 2:39 pm 23

On Reading Between The Texts: Sexting, Sort Of. (?)

I am in love with these, so happy they're baaackkkkkk

lolololol but also :'( :'( omg, these texts. Wow.

Posted on November 25, 2013 at 2:42 pm 0

On A Guide to Eating Very Particular Feelings, Part III

Oh. my god.

Posted on November 22, 2013 at 4:48 pm 2

On Interview with a Big Dick

Dicks! yay. Also, before everyone gets into a nuanced conversation about how size isn't everything, & the way women orgasm (will that conversation happen? I don't know) I just wanna be like, big dicks are seriously great.

Posted on November 22, 2013 at 2:24 pm 9