Citizen Christy

Citizen Christy

Some people call me the space cowboy.

On The Unfollowed Pie

Ah yes. Perfection. "Courtesy reciprocal follow" is my poison.

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 2:18 pm 0

On The Heartland Pie

This is really bumming me out. It's my favorite thing the 'pin does these days, but this is kind of ... mean-spirited. (Also, most of the vegans and vegetarians I know are from the Midwest. So there's that.)

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 2:43 pm 0

On Deadly Combinations of Male Fashion and Behavior

@lisma @megasus Dear God, the noise.

Posted on August 16, 2013 at 5:13 pm 1

On Soap Is the Devil

@trembles Body washes never do anything for me other than make me smell like warm vanilla sugar, or so the packaging tells me. Also I'm a really sweaty person in general (get in line, boys) so even though I use anti-acne whatever on my face and neck and shoulders, it's still going to hang out there. I don't wear makeup, not from a sense of superiority, but from laziness. I am not Dove's target market, probably.

Posted on August 8, 2013 at 4:16 pm 0

On Started From the Bottom Now I'm Nemo

I'm at my parents' house in the Midwest with my Disney-loving mom, and she liked hearing tidbits of this. Love an insider scoop on the innerworkings of the World.

Posted on August 2, 2013 at 4:12 pm 0

On These Are the SNL Breaks

@Inkling Yes! There was a decent interview with Bill Hader on GQ's site shortly after the season finale, and I think he talked about it there. I also read that John Mulaney (the writer) used to text him random lines during summer break that he thought they could work in eventually.

Posted on July 26, 2013 at 12:31 pm 1

On I Just Wanted to Fly Solo: A Night at the Sugar Ray Festival

Love this. Made me miss Michigan and haphazard-feeling music festivals. Did not make me miss going out alone, in Michigan or otherwise.

Posted on July 25, 2013 at 4:36 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@Emby I know the feeling! The interview process for the job I have right now took a month, and I waited a while to get contacted by them in the first place. Good luck to you, and I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead.

Posted on July 19, 2013 at 4:02 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

Throwing a surprise birthday party for Mr. Citizen tonight. Really hope it goes off without a hitch, or at most five hitches. It is the hottest hot it has ever been outside, but that's OK because I get to go to my favorite pub tonight (Stag's Head in Manhattan--go there!) and then celebrate the 30th anniversary of my husband's birth!

Posted on July 19, 2013 at 4:01 pm 2

On Manly Me

I loved this. Nothing more articulate or clever to say.

Posted on July 18, 2013 at 4:30 pm 10