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1. Be a vulnerable male musician. Make self-deprecating jokes about the junk food you eat on the road. Have a haircut that’s sort of stupid, but not totally stupid. Wear clothes that come from an indeterminate era. Mention that you had a shitty childhood, and turn away from the reporter for a moment of quiet reflection. (This is a ladyboner goldmine.) Be sarcastic in television interviews, as a symbolic rejection of petty status symbols. Do it while everyone is watching. READ MORE