@Mabissa I agree so hard! What to Expect is just so ditzy, it felt like someone very flaky was gushing exclamation points and bad puns at me while I was barfing.
These cookies might take less time and patience if that woman wasn't re-TARD-ed. That was like how aliens would bake something if they were trying to approximate human culture.
That is the nicest hum I have hummed all day. Thank you, The Hairpin.
Guys, Jane is new in town. Will someone please take her to a nice lunch?
I created an account and photoshopped this letter H just to say that convenience equals good is false logic.