On That Baby Wants to Break You Up

@Mabissa I agree so hard! What to Expect is just so ditzy, it felt like someone very flaky was gushing exclamation points and bad puns at me while I was barfing.

Posted on January 22, 2013 at 1:32 pm 6

On Let's All Make...

These cookies might take less time and patience if that woman wasn't re-TARD-ed. That was like how aliens would bake something if they were trying to approximate human culture.

Posted on May 3, 2012 at 1:29 pm 0

On Rufus Wainwright and Helena Bonham Carter

That is the nicest hum I have hummed all day. Thank you, The Hairpin.

Posted on May 2, 2012 at 3:57 pm 0

On Lean Cuisine-A-Day Recap

Guys, Jane is new in town. Will someone please take her to a nice lunch?

Posted on September 22, 2011 at 1:07 pm 1

On Lean Cuisine-A-Day: Bargain Bin Edition

I created an account and photoshopped this letter H just to say that convenience equals good is false logic.

Posted on September 16, 2011 at 2:02 pm 3