@Kalorama_Kat Oh, bless.
@Tragically Ludicrous Poffertjes, oh poffertjes of my life <3
A couple of hours is barely enough to properly enjoy Amsterdam Schipol Airport, which is beautiful and amazing. It contains all the shops you could possibly want and quite a few you never conceived of while being nicely airy, the whimsical decoration is quite confusing to a sleep-deprived mind, and the staff ride around on segways, which is still new and charming to me.
Madly cackling in vicarious spite. This is great.
"Obviously it doesn’t work that way. This is a thought experiment. No one’s going to shrink your penis and give you a girlfriend."
I love you, and cannot stand people who refuse to answer hypothetical questions.
In the grand tradition of using academia to prove anything you feel like, and because hooray for queer subtextual representation, I love this piece, thanks Ester.
@frigwiggin But it's all worth it when you look into those enormous, enormous, mill-wheel eyes and feel the warm glow of knowing you're a safe distance away.
@codi_cathleen Oh, thank goodness, that does make more sense.
@Slutface On the same note, "Jennifer also avoids showering until their date nights." Showering? Surely that's a typo for shaving, right? Surely?
@meetapossum Try using frozen grapes instead; they won't melt and water down your wine and then you can eat them!