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On Adventures With Gym Man

This is glorious. Bilingual "croissant" cracked me up.

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 5:33 pm 4

On The Best Time a Diva Cup Suctioned Itself to My Cervix

@Kalorama_Kat Oh, bless.

Posted on January 10, 2014 at 1:33 pm 2

On How to Enjoy the Airport This Holiday Travel Season

@Tragically Ludicrous Poffertjes, oh poffertjes of my life <3

Posted on December 24, 2013 at 3:41 pm 0

On How to Enjoy the Airport This Holiday Travel Season

A couple of hours is barely enough to properly enjoy Amsterdam Schipol Airport, which is beautiful and amazing. It contains all the shops you could possibly want and quite a few you never conceived of while being nicely airy, the whimsical decoration is quite confusing to a sleep-deprived mind, and the staff ride around on segways, which is still new and charming to me.

Posted on December 23, 2013 at 2:29 pm 2

On Spite Houses, Ranked by Spite-ness

Madly cackling in vicarious spite. This is great.

Posted on December 16, 2013 at 5:56 pm 1

On Interview with a Big Dick

"Obviously it doesn’t work that way. This is a thought experiment. No one’s going to shrink your penis and give you a girlfriend."

I love you, and cannot stand people who refuse to answer hypothetical questions.

Posted on November 22, 2013 at 3:11 pm 6

On Closeted Characters, and the Books That Love Them

In the grand tradition of using academia to prove anything you feel like, and because hooray for queer subtextual representation, I love this piece, thanks Ester.

Posted on November 21, 2013 at 6:05 pm 2

On What to Expect When You’re Expecting a Sea Monster

@frigwiggin But it's all worth it when you look into those enormous, enormous, mill-wheel eyes and feel the warm glow of knowing you're a safe distance away.

Posted on October 3, 2013 at 9:44 am 8

On The Things We Hide

@codi_cathleen Oh, thank goodness, that does make more sense.

Posted on September 23, 2013 at 3:46 pm 0

On The Things We Hide

@Slutface On the same note, "Jennifer also avoids showering until their date nights." Showering? Surely that's a typo for shaving, right? Surely?

Posted on September 23, 2013 at 3:11 pm 3