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On A Controversial Ranking of Mr. Darcys

Please please PLEASE now rank all the Mr. Rochesters from various Jane Eyre adaptations.

Posted on February 16, 2015 at 6:53 pm 2

On Young Adults

As a middle-class student at a private east-coast university (read: definitely poor in these parts), I made it my goal when I came to school to never have to ask my parents for money. I'm almost a junior, and so far I've succeeded. I can't fathom my parents assisting me out of college, much less footing thousands of dollars in personal expenses like my classmates. Do they tell them to "hide the bodies in dumpsters" when they give them their credit cards? What kind of speech precedes that kind of carte blanche access to money?

Posted on February 10, 2012 at 2:13 pm 0

On Out of the TARDIS Comes...

@teebs I thought all of series 6 was the River Song spin-off?

Posted on December 12, 2011 at 9:16 pm 1

On Yesterday's Child Is Fair of Face

Great tumblr... or the greatest?

Posted on December 6, 2011 at 10:10 am 1

On The Marriage Plot vs. Twilight vs. the World

@wee_ramekin It's actually pronounced, "throat-wobbler mangrove."

Posted on November 24, 2011 at 1:33 pm 4

On Qrafting With Qream

Is anyone else getting the Snake Juice vibe from this?

Posted on November 22, 2011 at 11:00 am 1

On Grading Gadgety Gift Guides for Guys

@LittleBookofCalm You have the greatest username.

Posted on November 10, 2011 at 1:15 pm 2

On Ask a Clean Person: Smelly, Scuffy, Dirty Shoes

Is it bad that I just throw some baby powder in my flats and go? Baby powder is seriously the greatest.

Posted on November 3, 2011 at 4:41 pm 0

On A Graveyard Smash

@Yahtzii Or even "Night Of The Lotus Eaters"....

Posted on October 19, 2011 at 3:53 pm 0

On Have a Sexy Little Halloween

Sexy Mary Wollstonecraft is where it's at.

Posted on October 19, 2011 at 12:34 pm 1