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On Today I Will Go To Chipotle for Lunch

@parallel-lines because it's a national chain

Posted on April 10, 2013 at 1:50 pm 2

On Today I Will Go To Chipotle for Lunch

qdoba tho

I mean let's be real I'm from Austin so FREEBIRDS, but I live in a non-freebirds zone now, so: qdoba

Posted on April 10, 2013 at 1:27 pm 2

On Name That Book!

@lumbermouth Also, when the girl went to pick up the friend when they left for camp, the friend's mom cautioned the girl to not let the friend eat any peanut butter over the summer, because "it goes straight to her thighs."

Posted on February 8, 2013 at 3:27 pm 0

On Name That Book!

Probably more "J" than "YA." A girl's dad is the camp doctor for the summer. She doesn't want to go to camp with her parents, so they say she can bring a friend with her. She picks a girl she is not really friends with who is way more glamorous and developed. Of note:
-friend spills nail polish remover in the family's brand new car on the trip; dad makes it okay by explaining how Native Americans couldn't have something without a flaw because it would displease the gods, and now friend has saved their car from being perfect
-friend lets girl use her lipstick; girl puts lid on without screwing lipstick down and crushes lipstick; friend says she can keep it now
-friend has glamorous way of walking described as "ka BOOM, ka BOOM." girl tries to imitate it, gets her kas and BOOMs mixed up, falls into the pool
-girl suspects that friend's tiny purple bikini is not designed for actually being in the pool; at the end of the book friend finally gets in the pool and her tiny purple bikini top floats away

Posted on February 8, 2013 at 2:17 pm 1

On Name That Book!

@christonacracker oh boy, i hope someone knows this one, because I'm dying to read it.

Posted on February 8, 2013 at 1:57 pm 0

On Embroidered Fancy Sweatshirts

jane, when does your album drop? Mine is scheduled for mid-August and my pants are starting to not fit, but not cause I have a cute belly, because I have to eat every 45 minutes.

Posted on January 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm 11

On Chamberpots: A Resurgence?

I WANT TO DIE.

Posted on December 18, 2012 at 2:32 pm 1

On Really Good Books That Happen to Be Free For the Kindle: Part One

some people like to get brazilian waxes! there is nothing wrong with that! some people like to order a shitload of stuff from amazon prime at once and there is nothing wrong with that either! who cares what i do, ugh.

Posted on April 16, 2012 at 9:18 pm 2

On Fifty People Answer: "What's Your Favorite Memory?"

@Kitty i just kept hitting next on youtube. they've asked different questions in a lot of different cities! http://www.youtube.com/user/50people1question#p/u

Posted on September 20, 2011 at 4:08 pm 0

On Fifty People Answer: "What's Your Favorite Memory?"

this sucked me into a 50 questions youtube vortex and I wept so many weeps. So many people love their dads. And the one guy whose day would be made by having his son back?! snotty mess everywhere.

Posted on September 20, 2011 at 12:51 pm 1