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On "Take a Step That Is New..."

HURRAH! HOW EXCITING! YAY!

Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:48 am 0

On How to Throw a Shrimp Boil

OH MAN. DELICIOUS! Also, can we elaborate on the spices? Can we can we? Because I live in a place where such things are probably not going to be obvious to find.

Also reminds of the first (only) time I had a boil. It was spring break my junior year of college, and the singing group I was directing were making a tour down in New Orleans and one of the dinners our host family treated us to a boil in their back yard. Delicious! Crawfish, I think it was. Also, same night, I think it was the first time I hooked up in a car (host family van, no less) with some guy who was hung about as big as my little finger, and a terrible terrible kisser. Ah, memories.

Posted on April 24, 2012 at 12:11 am 0

On The Audrey Hepburn Makeover

OH MAN. Audrey and Penelope depending on the angle! How fun is that? *sigh* Since reading the Hairpin, you know who I wish I looked like? Carolita! And her big lips! I should try and figure out how to pull together a Carolita drag outfit. My lips aren't quite so full and luscious but...you know, you work with what you got.

Posted on April 12, 2012 at 7:23 am 1

On How to Become a Cartoonist in About 20 Jobs

@sophia_h Tee hee - I am curious whether the "active ingredient" or whatever has ever been marketed as a penis-enhancing cream.

Posted on April 9, 2012 at 1:15 pm 0

On Face Moles, "Perfection," and Shifting Dynamics

@themegnapkin Oh man, THIS. My last serious relationship taught me so much about how reductive "types" can be when they grow to become more important than just short-hand you can tell your friends so they can keep eyes out for you or something.

I was seeing this guy who wasn't bad looking, but I wasn't super wild about him sexually, but over the course of months and some difficult/not-so-great sex, I one day realized that the thought of going on a date with someone else (which had previously seemed rather attractive, especially if I saw some hunka walking down the street) just wasn't appealing anymore and I'd think: "I could fantasize about asking Hunk Y out for a coffee, but you know, I'd really rather just talk to SomeOtherGayGuy over dinner and dessert."

And whereas I had always liked the guy I was dating, I noticed that sexual attraction more and more and more came into focus and our sex life got better and better and better over time. I feel so lucky to have been able to discover this about myself.

Posted on March 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm 2

On Trans-Vaginal What Now?

@leastimportantperson Clearly, the medical staff are encouraging you to get pregnant so you'll have constantly full bladders. They are trying to be your pimps.

Posted on March 7, 2012 at 6:37 pm 1

On Spiderweb Sonata

@Strumpet McClanahan I play acoustic. I don't have any experience with electronic violins, so have no suggestions, unfortunately :(

THOUGH, did you hear about the guy who made an electric violin out of a louisville slugger?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9LXHrzOVYA

PS I am so upset he is married with children.

Posted on March 5, 2012 at 4:10 pm 0

On The 10 Greatest Figure Skaters Who Never Won an Olympic Medal

WOOT ICE SKATING! I WAS SUCH A CONSUMER OF IT ON TV AS A KIDDDIE.

Ok, so I don't think she should make top 10 of non-olympic-medaling-yet-awesome skaters, but can we talk about Denise Biellmann for a second? Super athletic (both jumping and just being a fucking energizer bunny), has a spin named after her, and in her 30s, skated programs like these (albeit in professional competition):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrI-L34_Jh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdYWI91dXBo

I mean, I feel she should be mentioned just based on WTF she wears.

Posted on March 5, 2012 at 3:49 pm 0

On Spiderweb Sonata

OMG SPIDERS ARE THE SHIT. I would absolutely love to try out these strings! (while I'm at it, gimme the $$$$$$$$$$$$ it would take to buy some). I just recently switched my synthetic violin strings to gut-core ones, which sound FABULOUS and I didn't even get the amazing custom-order ones either! They sound so beautiful.

Posted on March 5, 2012 at 1:06 pm 0

On Resident Evil: Sex

@FinalGirl OMG I PLAYED THE CRAP OUT OF BALDUR'S GATE 2!! Ugh, the male romantic possibilities out of the box were TERRIBLE. ANOMEN??? Ugh. Juicebox.

I really like the add-ons the mod community made. I swear I spent like 6+ hours straight on a single battle in some of the improved encounters mods. [ALSO SEXY SEXY SOLAUFEIN]

Posted on March 1, 2012 at 11:39 pm 1