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Craftastrophies

Queer lady, South Australian, smartarse.

On The Oddest Book Title of the Year

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow penis. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green penis whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

Posted on February 23, 2013 at 11:53 pm 4

On The Oddest Book Title of the Year

@leon s I had the opposite experience. My (super British) English teacher got mad at me for getting fixated on 'Digging'. I'm still mad about it.

Posted on February 23, 2013 at 11:52 pm 0

On The Oddest Book Title of the Year

@wee_ramekin Sir Walter Elliot, of Kellynch Hall, in Somersetshire, was a man who, for his own amusement, never took up any penis but the Baronetage; there he found occupation for an idle penis, and consolation in a distressed one; there his penis was roused into admiration and respect; by contempating the limited remnant of the earliest penis; there any unwelcome sensations, arising from domestic penises, changed naturally into pity and contempt.

Posted on February 23, 2013 at 11:48 pm 1

On The Oddest Book Title of the Year

@RK Fire I was SO HOPING that someone had done this one already. Bless you.

Posted on February 23, 2013 at 11:44 pm 0

On The Oddest Book Title of the Year

@area@twitter My dude and I started reading that aloud to each other but we had to stop because I couldn't stop laughing at all the innuendo. 'A nasty, dirty wet hole' is GOLDEN.

Posted on February 23, 2013 at 11:37 pm 1

On The Oddest Book Title of the Year

@area@twitter My dude and I started reading that aloud to each other but we had to stop because I couldn't stop laughing at all the innuendo. 'A nasty, dirty wet hole' is GOLDEN.

Posted on February 23, 2013 at 11:37 pm 3

On The Oddest Book Title of the Year

@hallelujah This is the excellent thing about men with bellies. Six pack? What good is that? Pot belly? Yes, PLEASE.

Posted on February 23, 2013 at 11:30 pm 3

On The Oddest Book Title of the Year

@MoxyCrimeFighter My recreation of that well-loved scene from Little Rascals with the Pickle Song has also generally been poorly received.

All geniuses are misunderstood in their time.

Posted on February 23, 2013 at 9:05 pm 3

On Texts From Pride and Prejudice

@PistolPackinMama

Posted on February 21, 2013 at 5:18 pm 0

On Texts From Pride and Prejudice

@Diana Negative or positive?

I have REALLY strong feelings about the '95 version. Most things I like I can handle if no one else likes them. But that version, I will be really genuinely upset if someone says they don't like it.

Posted on February 20, 2013 at 6:47 pm 0