Eh. Call me when Jimmy Kimmel gets Benedict Cumberbatch to drop trou. (I mean trousers and UNDERWEAR.)
Also, "Sherlock"? Is it ever coming back? I can't take this much longer. HOW DID HE SURVIVE THE FALL??? And if it's some drug hallucination, I will cut a bitch.
Excuse me, there's no Shirley Jackson on this list. Your argument is invalid.
Also, I was always creeped out by Dahl's "The Witches." The little boy stays a mouse at the end! He isn't saved! That's horrifying to me.
I thought it was fantastic. Beautiful visuals, great camerawork (I love long takes), cried at the emotional climax. Thought the ending was perfect, and loved the camera angle we got instead of the really cliched one that happens in all movies and drives me insane. Definitely was on edge for a lot of this one, and it was worth shelling out the big bucks to see it in IMAX 3D. Gorgeous.
HATE HATE HATE that Clooney keeps getting first billing in all the news. "George Clooney's "Gravity" led the box office..." FUCK YOU. No for serious FUCK YOU PEOPLE. Bullock was in 99% of the shots, Clooney was...well, for those of you who saw it, you know what he was. So FUCK OFF SEXIST NEWS PEOPLES.
/end irrational Monday rage
@iceberg Because you never know when you might have to shoot that evil, non-white person walking down your street!
But seriously, this article makes me all the sads.
@peculiarity On further reflection, I can figure out what bothers me. It's the "unseen accomplice below the table attempts to bring the woman to orgasm". That is weird. That to me feels exploitative. If she was on a Sybian or something I would have less an issue. The idea that there's some dude under there trying to get her off is creepy.
Let's play alternate universe: If this was a woman artist recording the same subject, how would we feel?
@leonstj I agree that a human being looks a lot hotter with something like a crooked nose or uneven teeth. It adds character, and character is sexy.
My sister and I can never agree on what is hot. She goes after all the bland Hollywood types and boy band "singers", but they all look the same to me. She can show me eight different guys and I can't tell a difference between them. But man, show me someone with something unusual about his face, anything, a weird eyebrow or a mole or a cut up chin, and I am all over that. Character!
Wait, y'all don't have orgasms while reading your favorite books? Then y'all are doing it wrong.
"Re-home?" They call it "re-homing?" You do not "re-home" a human being. You "re-home" a dog that does not fit well with your lifestyle. We're talking about fucking children.
Sick. I hate humanity.
[makes Nic Cage rage face] You don't say?!?!?
@Lu2 Yeah that was kind of strange. Still, he's hot. And he's an excellent Sherlock. Not the best, I still think Jeremy Brett was the best, but definitely second best. And a great actor in the other things I've seen him in as well. (I'm a total Holmes hipster and was in to the original stories and earlier adaptations long before "Sherlock." But you gotta admit, it's a fabulous show, and anything that gets Holmes more attention is A-OK in my book. Except for "Elementary." We don't talk about "Elementary.")