On Ask a Clean Person: Dude, Where's My Coach?

Can you please explain the difference between rubbing and blotting to my boyfriend? I spilled red wine on the floor and since I was drunk he helpfully offered to clean it up. He said ti was useless after about five minutes of apparently just pushing it all into the carpet, trying to "soak" it up. It only took me five minutes to blot the shit out of the carpet (using some laundry soap since he made it so bad with his damn rubbing) and it looks perfect. I can't seem to explain doing the blotting thing vs. just "pushing towels into the carpet as hard as you can" thing to him.

Posted on April 26, 2012 at 11:17 pm 1

On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Home Décor

OH MY GOD. "the Period Shits"

I am seriously fucking dying over here.

Posted on October 31, 2011 at 11:52 pm 2