I just logged in to say how excited I am to be reunited with Reading Between the Texts at long last. Thank you, Katie Heaney.
@Briony Fields Fellow Libra?? I blame Saturn for literally everything 2010-2012.
@mochi SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL UAAGGHHH D:
@Hot Doom I don't say "I love it" frequently, but you know what? When I do, it is because there is a burning contentment in my abdomen, a fierce joy in the little sins and the cheap but necessary indulgences of life. You stayed up all night watching OITNB? I am so glad for you, because life is hard and sometimes you only have the little things to help you get through it. You spend $18 a day on coconut water? Well, I spent an hour looking at gifs of Nick kissing Jess from New Girl yesterday instead of doing stats homework. Haha! Little dumb stuff! Solidarity! I LOVE IT.
@sophia_h Thank you for posting this. So awesome!
@rallisaurus Lunch FTW. Unpopular opinion time: breakfast is almost always too salty or too sugary. The exception is Mexican breakfast! Mmmm chilaquiles....
@raised amongst catalogs
It's not their fault. When Cary Grant died on November 29, 1986 (a day that shall live in infamy) the source of all charm in the universe was extinguished. Since then we've seen other men exhibit varying degrees of magnetism, glamour, agreeableness, attraction, charisma, and even pizzazz, but true charm is sadly extinct.
A moment of silence for what was lost, ladies.
@packedsuitcase @highfivesforall Is this where we tell our wart stories? Because this is my wart story. I had several on my hands when I was a child, and went through the process of basically burning them off with dry ice (applied by my pediatrician,) but they always came back. Then my aunt recommended rubbing rotten banana peels on them. My mom did this for... I'm not sure how long, but I think several months? And one day all the warts disappeared and have not been seen to this day. Rotten banana peels! That ONE WEIRD TRICK that evil pediatricians hate. Who knew? I still have the scars from the dry ice though.
@Blushingflwr Now I keep thinking of some muddled metaphor where Robert Redford is the strawberry-rhubarb pie of men, and the rhubarb is his leftist leanings and the strawberries are his all-American-ess.
I just really really love strawberry rhubarb pie and looking at Robert Redford's face.