JIA. Never change, Jia. Never change.
(I don't think I've actually heard this song, but I'm not sure it matters b/c this is just such wonderful writing.)
@Lucienne YESSSSS me too.
Oh Baba, you're my favorite agony aunt. This is stellar.
On White Man From Virginia Claims 800 Square Miles of African Desert So Daughter Can Finally Be "A Real Princess"
NO NO NO NO NO
Sit down, Mr. Heaton, I have a lecture for you about Orientalism and colonialism allllll cued up.
whoooooooooooooooooa needs a trigger warning for THOSE HORNETS, AIYEE
Man, Sarah Miller, your takedowns of deeply and annoyingly misogynistic claptrap are becoming a highlight for me.
oh dear now I think I must be a man
although those clocks sound excellent
@ru_ri I'm pretty sure eizverson22 is the new apolsasam - eerily on-point spambot that is very close to achieving sentience.
Oh, ow. This was heartbreaking and so beautifully written. Thank you for sharing this with us, it was so brave and well done.
Oh wow, this was beautiful. This line in particular just cut right through me: "Bakersfield, California, is dead from a broken heart. Eyes glazed and crossed, the buildings itch, stacked chunky against the sky."