I sell porn and sex toys.
@Gulf of Finland GULFIE!!!!!! <3
@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) I could plausibly impersonate my room mate and go to her gym (FUCK IT SHE PAID FOR THE MEMBERSHIP AND HER ASS IS AWAY FOR A MONTH).
I have trashy covered. I have been eating and drinking black coffee all day. Auuuuuugh.
I'm going through a hideous, gut-wrenching, painful friend breakup right now. My partner is away, as is my room mate. And gawwwwd I would love to be biking my ass off right now but it's frighteningly, power-outage-warning windy out there.
@fondue with cheddar Oh, that one still makes my skin crawl. Both are awful.
Damn, I have to say The Long and Winding Road also throws me into uncontrollable ragefits. My spine...my spine...
@dtowngirl my face right now, just fuckin. glorified grumpycat. THAT SONG. HRRRRRRRRRRRNGH.
Holy crap "I think Stephen Stills should be tortured to death"
CHOKING. New favorite column.
@ellochka What gets me about his music is his smugness. Like Vanderslice says re: Jenkins comparing the song to "Walk on the Wild Side" just...don't go there, John Mayer. Stop comparing yourself to Neil Young.
JUST BACK THE FUCK UP.
John Mayer, just in general. "gives me hives" is a good way of explaining it. RIGHT ON CUE my armpits are severely itching.
The second one is KILLING ME. WHY IS SHE WEARING A HELMET