On Friday Open Thread
@The Lady of Shalott Quasi similar sort of thing, but last night I went to a party on a farm with my new friends, a party thirty minutes outside the city....and ran into someone who at some point walked up my street (back in college) with his ladyfriends screaming "SKANK!!!!!!!!" and other charming phrases at my open window. This in addition to lots of other abuses. When he said "Oh hi TW how are you" I wanted to say "Skanky, of course. How are you, you piece of shit?"
ASSHOLES FROM SCHOOL!!!! *shakefist*
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On Friday Open Thread
@VDRE "Watch us take all these precautions with this scary little pill. Now put it in your mouth."
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On Friday Open Thread
@Passion Fruit OH MY GOD I SECOND THIS EDITH EDITH EDITH HAIRPIN BOOK CLUB!?
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On Friday Open Thread
@Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood All I want in my life is a gun that shoots endless baby abeds.
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On Friday Open Thread
@realtalk AH YOU DO HAVE A BOY. Enlist his help in this task! He will have more manual dexterity in the situation because he isn't...attached to your vagina. And isn't craning his neck/stretching his arm/throwing out his back trying to access it. Oral + g-spot = FUN (for many.)
@bloodorange Isn't it great when you try something new and it turns out to be more fun than you could have anticipated? Someone recently told me of her success story with the back door and I was so pumped for her.
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On Friday Open Thread
@everyone BEER BEER BEER! SO PUMPED! I love beer so muchhhh
@Jade I WANT ONE OF THESE TOO. The issue is that I can't find a cheap enough wooden chest (I would stain it a nice dark walnutty color and line it with purple velvet, not that you are asking this) My taste in sex toys for myself, though, is boring. My favorite products to recommend to people who do like buzzy toys/bells and whistles etc? I'll go with those.
-Okamoto Crowns or Beyond Seven Condoms. Durex Maximum Love condoms also good (if allergic to latex: go for polyisoprene, it is way better than polyurethane)
-Vinyl gloves
-V Water Based Gel Lubricant and V Hypersensitive Liquid Lubricant
-Tissues, alcohol-free unscented baby wipes, towel for period sex/quick cleanup/whatever
-Backup batteries for....everything
-Cordless bullet- whichever you desire (Evolved has very nice bullets) Adam And Eve's Bree Olson mini vibe is a pretty cool little toy, too
-Strap-on compatible dong (for use with or without a strap-on, your choice as to whether or not you have a harness, too) Fuck it, two of these.
-Two to three sizes of basic, non-vibrating butt plugs (the Joanna Angel Trainer Kit is a good one, but Doc Johnson's small Mood butt plug might be a more realistic starting point for most people)
-Aneros Probe, Picobong Tano Plug Vibe or California Exotic Novelties Flexi Risque vibrating butt plug (I didn't forget about you, boys and others with prostates~)
-I assume y'all like rabbits, so I'll point you to the WOW! Vibe by Pipedream, that thing is pretty cool because you can bend the shaft and make it more or less twisty (MADNESS!) Dorcel also came out with a comparatively cheap rabbit pretty recently. Or, go nuclear and substitute in your favorite crazy high end rabbit.
-G-spot wand (The kind with a curve on the end, not an egg), either vibrating or non vibrating, according to whether or not you like a buzz (I do not like vibrating toys)
-A nice basic straight vibe for good measure- I'll go simple and say the California Exotic Novelties seven or ten function Classic Chic
-Liberator wedge!
-Cock ring of your choice
And should we get into any bondagey things? I feel unqualified to talk much about that stuff, but Kinklab makes very nice products, if that's yo' thang. Anything missing?
@realtalk I'm going to assume you mean without a partner, because you don't specify otherwise. But specifics would help here!
The easiest time to find it is when you are really really turned on, because the uh, topographical features that give away its location will be...pronounced (engorged with blood). You can think of it as sort of being the back-end of your clit, which should tell you about where it is. You might say it feels bumpy or spongy as opposed to the smooth/folded texture of the rest of the vagina. Once again: g spots are super friendly when you are REALLY REALLY TURNED ON. From here, two easy options: a non-vibrating, angled g-spot massager (or careful aim with a straight dildo, whatever you prefer/have access to) to apply pressure or rub it, or go for our old friend the vibrator. For you I will recommend a "tulip" vibe, which is essentially a big bulb/egg on the end of a stick that will give you pretty serious coverage once it's in there. I recommend one with a quick "pulsating" function (quick successive bursts of vibration). Once you have your equipment....go to town. The opening and first inch of the vagina are such a fun place, and putting bulbous things right there is WEEEEEEEEE! But, my favorite use of the g-spot is as a companion to oral sex, so if you can...y'know...enlist a mouth and hand in that task, go ahead and be like "find the bumpy bit and I might squirt in your face!" (or maybe don't tell people that until it's about to happen?)
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On The Non-Monogamous Couple Returns
And now we're on this subject.
The lifestyle choices of others are not attacks on yours. Nobody has to stand up and shout about how great monogamy is because our entire culture does that at every turn.
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On Friday Open Thread
@ReginaSavage I suspect I missed something in a past open thread but internet hugs :(
Also: is that a kitten peeking out of a toilet?
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On Friday Open Thread
Sex questions for your sex maniac?
You guys, Americorps has the worst website ever. It's unbelievable. Also, if I don't get into my city's program, for the second year in a row, I will be devastated.
Also I am going to a party on a farm tonight and I bought a big bottle of Ommegang Rare Vos for the occasion. BEER! FARMS! YAY!
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On Never-Complainers, Workaholics, and the Balding-and-Manly
1. Have you gone to pre-marital counseling? Not the kind you attend when you have a specific problem...the kind where a professional analyzes your ability to resolve conflicts within the relationship, where those conflicts might arise, etc. Think about it! It's a good thing for anyone to do if they are getting married!
2. Let me be clear that I think your fiance is in the wrong and needs to insist, to whoever, on time for himself and for his lady. What exactly does he expect to get out of marrying someone that he doesn't bother to make time for? That said: when I did not have much going on in my life (lack of friends and community, new city problems basically) Mister always felt really overwhelmed to come home, because I was always like MISTER AWLGOHNJGAER HIIIIIIIII as soon as he walked in the door. So he would work overtime, go practice welding after work, go on quests for weird shit, etc. and come home late all the goddamn time. I think it's a shitty thing to do, naturally, but, do you have other people in your support system that you'd be happy to see when your fiance is not around? You should hang out with them and....maybe your fiance will come home late and be like hey where is my lady. I don't want to say he is taking you for granted (but maybe I do) but...I hope you have community and friends and plenty of stuff to do. My brother is a lot like your fiance, and he cannot date ladies who do not have A LOT going on for themselves. Is that you? I still think your fiance is a dick for being whiny and not making time for you and then.....marrying you.