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On You Have Never Known Suffering Like Cody the Screaming Dog

SIMILARLY: a bulldog making terrible noises

Posted on May 30, 2013 at 2:07 am 1

On Today In Bleak Reads

@kangerine I just combed through her tumblr and a lot of her writing was quite enjoyable but that Ira Glass thing reeeeeeeeally irked me.

Posted on May 29, 2013 at 7:40 pm 0

On You Have Never Known Suffering Like Cody the Screaming Dog

Oh my god I'm at work and someone is browsing DVDs like 18 inches away I WANT TO WATCH THIS SO BADLY. LEAVE, DVD BROWSING GUY

Posted on May 29, 2013 at 4:39 pm 1

On Before Too Long, Everyone You Know Will Be Named Emma

@robotosaur I like this thread way too much. So many good boy names. I am usually unimpressed but weeeeee!

Posted on May 29, 2013 at 12:09 pm 2

On Before Too Long, Everyone You Know Will Be Named Emma

My name was unique when my mom picked it, but it then proceeded to become the most popular name for baby girls for like five years straight riiiiight around the time I was born. This has led to people having to call me by things like Vegan + (name) or Porn + (name) or my neighborhood + (name) etc.

Posted on May 29, 2013 at 12:01 pm 2

On Before Too Long, Everyone You Know Will Be Named Emma

@werewolfbarmitzvah Single syllables are harder to make up awful nicknames for- PLAYGROUND BULLSHIT THWARTED.

(All I've got for that is Seth and Lee, which I think are both bitchin' boy names)

Posted on May 29, 2013 at 11:58 am 2

On Songs to Have Heard

@Amphora I really wanted to like that song but I am so unimpressed.

Posted on May 28, 2013 at 2:31 pm 1

On Songs to Have Heard

" Our Lord and Savior Yeezus Christ"
yes.

Posted on May 28, 2013 at 2:21 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@rick Have you had any dicks around your paragard yet? Have they felt that the strings were initially "stabby?" (I've heard they can be a little stiff when it is first inserted)

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 10:15 pm 0

On The Original Swiss Army Knife

@MilesofMountains My brother did that last year! He got me such an incredibly stylish, badass, tiny Leatherman. Everyone who sees it is like WHAT WHAT IS THAT I NEED ONE

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 2:48 pm 0