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On Friday Open Thread

@Gulf of Finland GULFIE!!!!!! <3

Posted on November 2, 2013 at 1:15 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) I could plausibly impersonate my room mate and go to her gym (FUCK IT SHE PAID FOR THE MEMBERSHIP AND HER ASS IS AWAY FOR A MONTH).

I have trashy covered. I have been eating and drinking black coffee all day. Auuuuuugh.

Posted on November 1, 2013 at 3:49 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

I'm going through a hideous, gut-wrenching, painful friend breakup right now. My partner is away, as is my room mate. And gawwwwd I would love to be biking my ass off right now but it's frighteningly, power-outage-warning windy out there.

HELP.

Posted on November 1, 2013 at 3:34 pm 1

On What Is Your Personal Garbage Music?

@fondue with cheddar Oh, that one still makes my skin crawl. Both are awful.

Posted on July 2, 2013 at 3:01 pm 0

On What Is Your Personal Garbage Music?

Damn, I have to say The Long and Winding Road also throws me into uncontrollable ragefits. My spine...my spine...

Posted on July 2, 2013 at 2:43 pm 1

On What Is Your Personal Garbage Music?

@dtowngirl my face right now, just fuckin. glorified grumpycat. THAT SONG. HRRRRRRRRRRRNGH.

Posted on July 2, 2013 at 2:33 pm 1

On What Is Your Personal Garbage Music?

Holy crap "I think Stephen Stills should be tortured to death"

CHOKING. New favorite column.

Posted on July 2, 2013 at 2:16 pm 2

On What Is Your Personal Garbage Music?

@ellochka What gets me about his music is his smugness. Like Vanderslice says re: Jenkins comparing the song to "Walk on the Wild Side" just...don't go there, John Mayer. Stop comparing yourself to Neil Young.

JUST BACK THE FUCK UP.

Posted on July 2, 2013 at 2:06 pm 7

On What Is Your Personal Garbage Music?

John Mayer, just in general. "gives me hives" is a good way of explaining it. RIGHT ON CUE my armpits are severely itching.

Posted on July 2, 2013 at 1:43 pm 12

On Babies and Sunscreen

The second one is KILLING ME. WHY IS SHE WEARING A HELMET

Posted on July 2, 2013 at 1:09 pm 0