"Oh, you know me, I can't resist improving the original while reducing fat and calories. I replaced the chocolate with potassium-enriched carob, and instead of a nasty little cherry drenched in toxic alcohol, I've used prunes. It's 100% vegan."
and then I have an handful of leftover spinach that eventually liquifies in my crisper drawer and needs to be sponged out with a paper towel.
OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU TELL ME THESE THINGS DO YOU HATE ME??????????????
@Nutmeg: At least you could get out of that one later. "No, honey, that text was a warning-- I literally couldn't wait for you to get home."
nvm, was just spilled mop water. (2/2)
By leonstj on How to Talk to Women
@SuperGogo - WAIT it is BAD ENOUGH that all of these PEOPLE have guns but now they want to give RAYGUNS TO APES!?!?!?!?! That is just insane.
@Hamburger Hot Dog Oh no, that sounds overwhelmingly cruel. I wouldn't email an arachnophobic friend pictures of spiders, so why would they think it's fun to pin you down and force you to listen to their stories? Not a fun game :(
HEY LOOK GREYHOUND PUPPIES soon they will grow into being all nose and splayed legssss
@Hamburger Hot Dog On Doug Loves Movies, a movie podcast, Doug Benson has a segment called "not for emetophobes" where he just warns you about movies that have throwing up in them. It's pretty great.
The mind can do powerful things. It can drive you to run away when someone you love is sick because you're irrationally afraid of it, and it can suck it up when you really have to deal with it anyway. She's phobic, but she's also a mother. She probably had no choice and she's strong enough to deal with it when she really has to (hence her describing herself as a possible "weak" phobic since she could manage to do this).
I know for a fact that I'm phobic because I've been driven to do some pretty irrational things in the name of not getting sick. However I'm going to medical school this year which, well, will force me to deal with it. It's still a phobia. I'm just not willing to let it ruin my career, just like she won't let it ruin her as a parent.
"I would not have cared about not hearing from him UNTIL he texted me and I replied and then he DIDN’T RESPOND."
This and exactly this. Why text if you dont want a response. Is it a mean trick?
@terrific "But you need to stop re-falling in love with everyone from your past, because they are unilaterally super-dumb enemies of the state. And YES, perhaps, I need to stop falling in love with imaginary people from my future. Hot strangers I see once. Where do they go?"
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, KATIE HEANEY