Yesterday I purchased a sweater at a store I would normally window shop at as a joke, but they were having one of those "take an additional 60% off sale items" sales, so I got lucky. At the checkout, the clerk said, "There's nothing like cashmere," and I said, "Yeah, except for when you wear the same sweater every day and then it gets all pilly and you have to comb it to death," and then she said, "Well, I guess… if you wear it around the house?"
What!? Do rich people who shop at stores like that have secret "around the house" wardrobes that don't include their softest elephant print sweaters? [...]