37 days post-apocalypse Today we had to organize a search party for 12-year-old Sophia, who got chased into the woods by two zombies. I knew it would happen eventually. Remember how pre-apocalypse, everyone was talking “helicopter moms”? That’s not true here; you’ll never find two more relaxed moms than Lori and Carol. I mean, think about it: if you came to a massive traffic jam filled with the bodies of dead and somewhat-dead people, would you be all, “Go explore, honey — just stay where I can see you?” Please.
38 days post-apocalypse Lori and I were in the same party searching for Sophia, and she stopped to tell [...]
There was much to watch this weekend — football, Girls, the Golden Globes; golden girls with football globes, etc. Here's a few red carpet slideshows, from the New York Times, The Cut, and the L.A. Times, if you're interested, and then to briefly combine the other two: couldn't the equally blindingly beautiful Allison Williams and Tom Brady be related (it's more noticeable in video)?
Dearest friends, family members, aquaintances, lovers, colleagues, and trusted confidants,
I come to you today to discuss an important matter in my life that you will need to be aware of for our relationship to continue. I have decided that moving forward I will communicate solely via animated GIF images from Season 5 of RuPaul's Drag Race. Simple words do not convey the nuance and emotion that can be encapsulated in a RuPaul's Drag Race GIF. Why am I even typing words right now?
In order to ease you, my loved one or potential communicator, into the process, I'm going to walk you through a few scenarios. See if you [...]
Speaking of fake boyfriends, are you watching The Bachelor this season? Me neither! There's something… and don't take this the worst possible way even though it will be very easy to… but there's something too wholesome + non-alcoholic about this season, and yes, I did watch the first episode where Ashley P. got drunk and wanted to act out 50 Shades of Grey, but that was adorable and adorable is not why we watch The Bachelor. Instead, watch Zabeth Russell and Alison Koellisch watch it for you. They are four episodes deep.